>TWO MORE WEEKS
TWO MORE WEEKS
>average Elden Ring enjoyer after the flop
you wish faggot
two more classes will be shown today. I just want to see all the starting stats and system reqs already.
>TWO MORE WEEKS
>Elden Kino
>Flop
>TWO MORE WEEKS
fpb(ased)p
Ooof.wav
She needs to be more ripped
>It has a crafting system
>Producer said it's "perfect" for people who got stressed out by Dark Souls
>Already a busted meta with the beast claws
I want to believe bros, but I'm worried as fuck.
Then wait a bit, watch so gameplay, etc, seems the game is actually very different from the network test, material drops for upgrades are rarer, summons have different placement, etc.
>tendies are this upset
Ohohohoho! What happened to "I-ILL PLAY THIRD PARTY GAMES ON MY NASA TIER GAMING PC!"
totally not another berserk ripoff
>NOOOO MUH PVP META
kys
I can wait 2 weeks.
I know, that's why I canceled my pre order, right now I have no risk, but I still want the game to be good.
Meta literally just means
>Most effective tactics avaliable
It is not a term exclusive to PVP.
>collapses literally at perfect comedic timing after she says something about having the jab and being loved by Jesus more than people who are unjabbed
honestly I would have thought it was part of her act.
>been vaxed almost a year
>been boosted almost 6 months
>still Alive
Two more weeks I guess?
it reminds me of this one british comedian who died onstage and everyone laughed because they thought it was a part of the bit
I've seen that clip, it's pretty fucked up. I guess he was known for that sort of humor too, so everyone just laughed for a while because they thought it was a gag.
>tfw got a jab only because I believed the stormniggers that I'd die in my sleep within two weeks
>"b-b-but the second one will surely kill you"
>got the second one over a half year ago
Fuck Any Forums. Shouldn't have taken it, maybe I'd have died of the big flu by now instead.
>mfw I'm the same
I literally got it as a guilt free suicide shot, got the boost as well. Still not dead. My mental health has been improving a lot so its gonna be ironic as fuck if it really does kill me now.
>breathed in asbestos a year ago
>still alive
Two more weeks I guess?
>>breathed in asbestos a year ago
no you didn't you lying faggot
>no bro trust me, 20 more years and I'll be proven right
Ok.
Oh, but see, it was a joke. He knew his ticket was going to be punched soon, so he engineered a joke to be played on his final audience.