I bet you can't 100% Vampire Survivors as quick as I did.
How does it feel to know you're worse than me in video games?
I bet you can't 100% Vampire Survivors as quick as I did
Lucas Murphy
Lucas Perez
indifferent, because i can still kick your ass in unreal tournament
Kevin Evans
fuck
Connor Ortiz
I could 100% Vampire Survivors with one hand tied behind my back.
Daniel Foster
You have to respect La Borra
Jaxon Russell
>can play with one hand
nice
>its not porn
???
Luis Ward
doesnt count if you saw someone else play it beforehand
Andrew Williams
why is this armor games tier flash game so popular
Sebastian Gomez
3 dollars and addictive turn your brain off game you learn in 2 minutes.
this makes more sense to me than valheim
Mason Rivera
>thinking steam achievements matter whatsoever
they are even more useless than trophies or whatever xbox has. you can literally just cheat in any achievement you want on steam. NOBODY cares. with trophies or xbox achievements you atleast know they are legit
Henry Nelson
that game is so trash I feel superior to you by not playing it at all
Adrian Cox
Valheim was done with streamer conspiracy
Evan Campbell
3$ for 5-10 hours of pure gameplay. Not a bad deal. Game is very bare bones but for 3$ it was worth it IMO.
Hudson Hernandez
runetracker is where it's at, but I'm pretty sure you can beat any level with just la borra and bracer
Camden Adams
valheim was an example of perfect timing
>lockdowns just started, everything shut, everyone home
>here's a fun little viking coop game for 15 bucks
>instant success
Connor Diaz
Game is extremely easy and straightforward. Do you really think you need to grind powerups? All you need to win is the BONE ZONE.
Carter Morales
In case you didn't know, the names in this game are hilarious in Italian, it's pretty clear he didn't know how to name things so he completely half-assed it.
"Belpaese" is just another way to say "Italy." It's also a type of cheese.
"Arca Ladonna" and "Porta Ladonna" sound like "Porca madonna," a blasphemous swear word.
"Poe Ratcho" sounds like "Poraccio," it means "Poor person" in Romanesco dialect.
"Dommario" is how a less cultured person would pronounce "Don Mario:" "Don" is a prefix used for priests.
"Mortaccio" means "Dead person." Again, Romanesco dialect: it's used in the phrase "Li mortacci tua," roughly translated as "Fuck you and your dead relatives."
"Krochi Freeto" sound like "Crocifisso," ie Jesus' cross.
"Peachone," sounds exactly like "Piccione," "Pigeon" in Italian.
"Santa Water" is a mix between "Holy water" and "Acqua santa," they both mean the same thing.
"La Borra" sounds like "La sborra," ie "The cum."
"Pummarola" means "Tomato sauce" in Neapolitan dialect.
"Candelabrador" is a mix between "Candelabro" (Chandelier) and "Labrador" (dog breed).
Dylan Ramirez
but you'd get gibberish if he half-assed it, not jokes built on pronunciation and wordplay
Oliver Long
Awful lot of coincidences for it to be nit intentional
Ian Hernandez
>make lots of jokes for people who understand the language
>they say you didn't know how to use their language and didn't put much effort in
Joseph Watson
I meant "half-assed" in a good way, if it makes sense. It's like what I call my characters in single-player RPGs and MMOs I don't particularly care about, stupid names and sex jokes.
"How do I call this item? Uuh... I don't know, The Cum. There, no one will notice anyway lmao."
Of course it's intentional. But in case someone thought "La Borra" was supposed to sound like some kind of epic, magical relic from the 13th century... no, it means "The Cum." There, I ruined the game for all of you.
There are also other funny names, like "Pasqualina." It's an actual Italian name, but it's not the name a powerful, demon-slaying sorceress would have. It's an old woman name. It's like if a powerful king was called Tony or something.
Jayden Gray
Based La Borra chad
Jayden Thompson
I still have time...
Brody Perry
DO IT
LOOK UP WHAT THOSE ARE AND DO IT
PUT OP IN HIS PLACE
GANBARRE