You have just been offered a job at Microsoft Blizzard as the new lead designer on the Overwatch development team

Pubic hair is disgusting and filthy. All women should have clean shaven pussies to look younger and more fertile.

Those too as well

Tyrone, is that you?

You've never been to France. French girls are the hairiest by far.

Shift focus a bit towards shooting and movement over cooldown management plus increase the player count in quick play so a few people goofing off is less important and everyone can seethe a little less

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Disable matchmaking, allow dedicated servers and add a server browser.
Remove all competitive mode features from the main game.
Same thing for TF2.

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Give her DD boobs and she's perfect.
Disgusting ape lover.

seethe pedo

I wish I looked like this so badly

Men are more hairy than women. I just want them to be feminine and beautiful so I can see it all clearly. You're the faggot if you want your girls covered in hair like a man.

Make Mccree the main focus of the game and have him shirtless 90% of the time

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Add a dedicated PvE mode
Add a co-op campaign
Increase rate of EXP per match
Add easy to complete daily challenges (which can be done in both pve or pvp) to give bonus exp
Add more costumes
Add more levels
Add a new mode like Titanfall where each team has a bunch of respawning AI supporters and infantry so bad players can have fun too without having to play support roles
Most importantly make the game playable offline in certain modes so you can still farm exp without being online; replace the pvp with bot AI players when offline with variable difficulty options

Also, less focus on SJW stuff, more fanservice.

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I use the company's funds to become Mercy

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>Mccree
Who's that? A character with that name doesn't exist in OW.

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I think hero shooter is unsalvageable as a genre.

Cancel OW 2 in the current form (this might happen anyway) and give out the graphical update for free. Make actual new events for every year. Rebalance the game for 1 tank 1 healer 3 dps.
Make new animated videos. A proper story, tv series and movie. Add new tanks and healers until tehy balance out the dps.
Groom cosplayers to roleplay Symmetra, Sombra and Widowmaker for me.

No, it just needs more focus on pve.

I don't, I just jerk off to D.Va until I'm fired. Maybe I'll have D.Va's VA voice some lines and release them publicly for the people who make D.Va porn.

Nah, give them open high heels

Make a mode where everyone plays as nude d.va, you can do guro stuff to your teammates

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Don't care about Overwatch, so scarp it. But use Widowfu in some other IP.

stripper heels with customizable nail polish

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Make it such that when you launch a blizzard game your microsoft account gets hard banned and locked

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Mercy NEEDS to fart on my cock

Make it a singleplayer game. Maybe like Borderlands but good.

make it so when you're playing it it's actually possible to tell what the fuck is going on. So remake it from the ground up because it was fucked from the start.