>Claim to be a heterosexual male
>Complain that you can't coom to this character design
It's time to accept that you are gay
Claim to be a heterosexual male
Alexander Reed
Ian Lopez
>pear-shaped hammer girl
Christopher Thompson
she looks like Nana, both my dick diamonds
Gavin Garcia
Who the fuck is that? Why does he have a big ass hammer that is physically bigger than him?
Juan Reed
Why r people so upset about the designs. They're neat :)
Bentley Torres
I have a friend who looks like this, he's gay
Cameron Roberts
Who is the background character?
Aaron Cook
Need to breed
Josiah Russell
>both my dick
Holy shit, a lizard man! Fucking based, free us from the furry menace you scalie hemipenes equipped chad!
Parker Davis
You don't have a womb. Your surgically made gash stinks of shit. Your parents are ashamed of you, your friends laugh at you behind closed doors.
Nathaniel Perry
Ok that's good and all, but it doesn't answer who the fuck this guy is.
Cooper Perry
Femboy proportions for faggots, I don't care much one way or the other about XC3's different art direction from XC2 but hammer flatty is just plain not sexy. Cute, but not fuckable, since that's what the OP is about. I'm with the XC2 screechers on this one.
Adam King
soon
Dominic Watson
giant weapons look like shit
Wyatt Lewis
Xenobonk Chronicles
Daniel Scott
If you like this, you're a pedo
Jaxson White
take your meds, acfagfag
Jace Campbell
Your edit is shit tier.
Dylan Harris
>homotrannies trying to push their "every girl is a man" psyops again
why don't you try finding a cure for your permanent HIV instead of wasting your time shitting up Any Forums? or better yet just rope yourself before the disease takes you
Lucas Johnson
Yes.
Hebechads won, it's time to give up, cow lover.
Xavier Rivera
>Sees obviously female body proportions
>Mind immediately turns to femboys
user I think you might actually be gay
Ryan Wilson
I'm a bored hacker. If you want the password to someones Snapchat account, like you think your partner is cheating on you, or curious about something else, I don't mind trying it out
Ask me on Snapchat @HugoSam2
Jordan Walker
*SIPS
>It doesn’t MATTER that they removed the lewd crab squatting animation
>It doesn’t MATTER that the big tits aren’t there, you’re just a dastardly 2coomer secondary if you think otherwise!
>It doesn’t NEED to have Rex as a sekret superboss
>It doesn’t NEED a Nero Angelo costume
>It doesn’t NEED to have an double battle with Leo and Luna
>It doesn’t NEED a Nia flashback
>It doesn’t NEED to have the new protagionist sing Devils Never Cry
>It doesn’t MATTER that there will be no Mechanical Rhythm remix
>It doesn’t NEED to innovate
>The character designs don’t NEED to look good
>It doesn’t NEED to have Mental Machine remixes
>The females don’t NEED to have huge cleavage windows for easy acess
>They don’t NEED standing splits
>They don’t NEED splits
>They don’t NEED the Mechonis rail shooter section
>They don’t NEED to have Shulk taunt you
>They don’t NEED to have grassy plains
>It doesn’t NEED DELTA ACCEL SYNCHRO
>It doesn’t NEED BURNING SOUL
>It doesn’t NEED a DON THOUSAND rail shooter section
>It doesn’t NEED for Numeronius Numeronia to be the final boss after you Utopia Double OTK Don Thousand.
TORtanic incoming. A Dying Light 2 in the making. If I’m wrong I’ll gladly eat my words. Don’t say Shazam didn’t warn ya.
Gabriel Cooper
Another L for straight people
Elijah Nguyen
More spoon than pear.
Camden Thompson
as is the original design
Caleb Bennett