ITT: Nintendo opinions that immediately out you as a redditor

>Xenoblade 3 is censored
>Mario Sunshine is the worst 3D Mario
>Kirby Super Star is the peak of the franchise
>Twilight Princess is good
>Skyward Sword is bad
>ARMS flopped
>Smash shouldn't have that many FE swordsmen in it
>Sakurai needs to take a break
>Birdo is trans
>le no one bought a Wii U joke
>#ThankYouGameFreak
>#ThankYouMasuda
>Mario Kart 9 isn't coming out for Switch because 8 Deluxe is selling too well
>Awakening saved Fire Emblem
>Ike is gay
>Three Houses should have more gay romance supports
>Crimson Flower is the best route
>There is nothing wrong with people going to IRL Splatoon concerts
>3D All Stars is a scam
>Skyward Sword HD is a scam
>Hyrule Warriors is fun
>Folders when?
>Themes when?
>amiibo are bad
>Miitopia Mii Maker should be a universal feature
>Persona should be on Switch
>Steve was a good addition to the roster
>Motion controls are bad
>LABO is a meme
>Ring Fit Adventure is a meme
>Xenoblade needs to be less anime
>Mario Superstars should have been DLC
>Splatoon 3 should have been DLC
>Switch OLED is bad
>Animal Crossing used to be good
>SMB3 is better than SMBW
>N64 Ocarina and Majora's are better than the 3DS remakes
>Wind Waker HD has too much bloom
>Lavender Town suicides aren't real
>Diddy Kong Racing DS is inferior to the original
>The new DKC games are good but not as good as the trilogy
>I couldn't play the flute in Spirit Tracks
>I couldn't play the harp in Skyward Sword
>Luigi's Mansion 3DS remake is soulless
>Tri Force Heroes is bad
>Splatoon was unfinished at launch
>ARMS was unfinished at launch
>le Virtual Boy was a failure joke
>Did you know SMB2 was actually a totally different game in Japan?
>AM2R is better than Samus Returns
>Nintendo shouldn't take down fangames
>Nintendo should embrace the Melee community
>Doomguy for Smash
>Master Chief for Smash
>Crash for Smash
>Rayman for Smash
>Reimu for Smash
>Phoenix Wright for Smash
>Monokuma for Smash
>Waluigi for Smash
>Waluigi

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So OP is a Redditor then?

the last of us 2 is bad

It's all so tiresome.

The OP, I mean, not the opinions.

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Almost based until you defended Diddy Kong Racing DS

>cubebabby calling anyone a redditor
lmao

>I like Nintendo games

All of those are correct though. Especially the ones praising Pokemon and shitting on XC3.

go back to plebbit

>Xenoblade was in the direct? Ugh no thanks, I don't like anime and I'm just not an RPG guy!

you have this many opinions about nintendo but not a single girlfriend

Sad

dude i come here to shitpost. do you expect me to read your blog? i know maybe one of the game names you posted and that's because Any Forums talked about nothing but xenoblade today

Table top > your gay tranime movies

That opinion is pretty based though

Nobody thinks this except for turbovirgins like Spoony.

>"It's clearly inspired by Breath of the Wild!"
when talking about a new third person Open World game releasing

>Mario Sunshine is the worst 3D Mario
>Kirby Super Star is the peak of the franchise
>Folders when?
>Themes when?
>SMB3 is better than SMBW
>Nintendo shouldn't take down fangames
>Phoenix Wright for Smash
Yes.
>3D All Stars is a scam
>Skyward Sword HD is a scam
>Smash shouldn't have that many FE swordsmen in it
>There is nothing wrong with people going to IRL Splatoon concerts
>Steve was a good addition to the roster
>Switch OLED is bad
>Nintendo should embrace the Melee community
>Doomguy for Smash
>Master Chief for Smash
>Crash for Smash
>Rayman for Smash
>Reimu for Smash
>Monokuma for Smash
>Waluigi for Smash
Sure, why not.

>>Mario Sunshine is the worst 3D Mario
but it is?

>N64 Ocarina and Majora's are better than the 3DS remakes
I pretty much agreed with you until I read this. What are you smoking dude? 3DS games are hot garbage.

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

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>nintendo fans when a japanese game made by a japanese company for a japanese audience has an anime art style

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