Mario Strikers Battle League

Bowser's Hyper Strike is in the trailer for exactly one frame

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And Daisy is in the trailer for zero frames, fuck this game

just play the wii version it's probably 99% same game

>it doesn't need to be fast
>it doesn't need to be violent
>it doesn't need to separate itself from other Mario sport games
>it doesn't need to have sidekicks
>it doesn't need to have Kritter/Kremlings as goalies
>it doesn't need to have different stadium locations
>it doesn't need to change the terrain type
>it doesn't need Daisy, Petey, Diddy in the base roster
>it doesn't need to have more than 10 characters
>it doesn't need to have character soundtracks
>it doesn't need to have impactful sound effects
>it doesn't need the electrified skeleton animation
>it doesn't need a stylized menu or UI
>it doesn't need to show character tummies
>it doesn't need the Waluigi crotch
>it doesn't need characters to have personalities
>it doesn't need good singleplayer content
>it doesn't need good online servers

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okay but where's Mario Basebell and Mario Hoops

the hyper strikes look like shit, of course they had to copy what's popular (shitmetsu no yaiba) so that it sells among the trannime zoomers

A game to play for a week and then drop.

Thanks nintendo

I want Bowser to Hyper Strike my prostate

>no kremlings
Thanks, Mario Mandate

>it doesn't need to have Kritter/Kremlings as goalies
Based. Fuck the Kremlin.

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based

Got to get Bandai Namco and Square Enix on those, respectively. They aren't owned like Next Level or butt monkeys like Camelot.

You are in literally every thread.

Based Kritterchad

>Petey, Diddy in the base roster
They were unlockables. Fuck off

Strikers was never known for having big rosters as far as Mario spin-offs go to begin with. In fact it actually has some of the smallest

>contrarians are now praising charged
It was awful, the fuck is wrong with these kids

atleast charged had more content than the previous title

Fuck off, most of it was shit and unbalanced.
>pointer controls for the charged shots
>op abilities
I came back to Strikers after I unlocked everything, charged was awful.

The fuck are you on? Charged was one of the best games on the Wii and was better than the first one in every way. How thinking it was great is contrarian.

>NOOOO I NEED BALANCE IN THIS OFF THE RAILS CRAZY PARTY FOOTBALL GAME
Literally no fun allowed, go play Fifa or some shit.