Only 3000 dollars and you could purchase from the Bethesda stores website a preorder for your very own Daedra Knife! A...

Only 3000 dollars and you could purchase from the Bethesda stores website a preorder for your very own Daedra Knife! A limited 1 in 50 run!
How neat!

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what could 3,000 dollars legally buy you in firearms? just curious

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EGGER NIGGROLLS NIGERIC NIGGER NIGRICA

Anyone buying it should stab himself with it.

What's the problem now?

depends on the state but a prety fucking good gun or multiple alright guns

Faithful and well worthy of display
Exclusive, officially licensed replica of the original weapon from the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
In-game model was painstakingly reproduced in exacting detail by master blacksmith Tony Swatton (Sword and the Stone)
Because each dagger is hand-crafted, no two will be identical, making each truly unique
Length: Approximately 24 in (60.96 cm) from tip to pommel
This offer is for the replica only. Does not include a display or stand.
Made with care and high-quality materials
All-metal construction from the guard to the pommel
Blade: Dark grey aluminum
Pommel and Guard: Solid brass, plated black
Grip: Hand-wrapped with a leather cord

it's probably made from plastic so they won't be able to

That handle looks like shit

Please don't do it

>Blade: Dark grey aluminum

lmao

Did people learn nothing from the Fallout 76 canvas bag fiasco, or the Nuka Dark fiasco, or the hideous $276 jacket fiasco?

no it's not

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maybe 4 ar-15s, or a kino pistol and rifle + plenty of ammo

>Blade: Dark grey aluminum
what

Don't worry, this is a TES thread not a New Vegas thread

how exactly would you know? they have a history of lying about the materials.

>Blade: Dark grey aluminum

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>Paying 3K bucks for something worth barely a tenth of that price
Just think about all the copies of Skyrim you could buy with that money instead.

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>Blade: Dark grey aluminum
>Made out of tin

nobody's buying this shit
but that's unrelated though because no, consoomer drones never learn

>pay 3000 dollars
>get a knife with an aluminum blade
a-at least its lightweight though!!!

Why not sell it as NFT? Disappointing.

or you could just 3d print it
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>aluminum
lol, enjoy your $10 toy knife.

For 3 grand they couldn't even make it out of steel
You can get crappy replicas from ebay that manage that

>In-game model was painstakingly reproduced in exacting detail by master blacksmith Tony Swatton (Sword and the Stone)
Yes but were they painstakingly reproduced in exacting detail by master blacksmith Tony Swatton?

>aluminum blade
lmao fucking what

How long before one shows up in a police bust loot photo along with a bunch of rifles cash and drugs

with that money you could fucking forge a 100 yourself made out of iron or anything better than aluminum

>master blacksmith
No master blacksmith worth their name would agree to make a blade out of aluminum.

Play oblivion