To all the people who absolutely love the fuck out of the first Dead Rising, you can all burn in hell...

To all the people who absolutely love the fuck out of the first Dead Rising, you can all burn in hell. It is one of the worst and most dated piece of elephant shit games I've ever played. It sucked back then, it sucks now, and it sucks forever

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Why are you telling me this?

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you suck dick back then, you suck dick now, and you suck dick forever

>t. has never covered wars

Let me guess, ran out of time?

>female zombie 69s with character and begins eating his dick as he screams in agony and thrashes around
>begin jerking off

F I L T E R E D

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games don't age! DR is now as it always was!!

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I played Dead Rising for the first time last year and thought it was amazing. When it first came out I avoided it because of the time limit, but once I realized it was meant to be played through multiple times I "got it" and it was one of the best games I've played in recent memory. So many fun quirks too. Survivor AI can be frustrating but who cares, if they die they die.

God hates you for being bad at life. Video games will never love you. You didn't get filtered, you got removed.

I bet you prefer Dead Island, faggot.
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It’s a perfect video game.
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Why so mad user? Get filtered?

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Anything ages, nig

I hope you're fucking happy, because I don't have to care

That means nothing to me

you sound like a retarded faggot

You would only think this if you're bad at the game, which would almost certainly require some sort of intellectual and cognitive disability. I wish the first game could be remade in full and add the goddamn co op campaign from 2. The first one is a lot darker in tone and closer to horror than comedy and I would have loved to play it with a buddy online

>Get an Xbox 360 back in 2007
>Decide to get Dead Rising as my first game to go with it
>Still gaming on a tiny SD tube TV
>Can't read any of the text in the game because its so fucking small
>Take the game back to GameStop and get Ninety-Nine Nights instead
No regrets.

Never played Dead Island, and don't care either, nigger

There is no such thing as "perfect", nigger

And you sound like a nigger being cooked

>still filters retarded faggots like OP to this day.
Based. I love Dead Rising

>There is no such thing as "perfect"
Cynical faggots like you deserve death

Maybe your outlook on it would be completely different if you weren't a little baby-bitch. Try slitting your wrists.

You only like it more when you're being lashed like a nigger

No fuck u, you dipshit

How about you shoot your mouth instead, you shithead