NINTENDO DIRECT GENERAL - TWO HOURS REMAINING - GET IN AND DISCUSS

>GENERAL

Retard it was clear that it would be either this or next week
If you made a post each day about it being announced on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday etc. then you would get it right eventually

OP asked what we wouldn’t be seeing, now what we would see.

>pic
Please do not do that.

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>TRUST THE FAKE LEAKER

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Link to the thread?

Tendiebros...

We will absolutely not see a place where you can stream Nintendo soundtracks.

Kiss me instead, Shigeru-chan

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Im positive we are getting a BOTW2 title reveal alongside a “Prease understandu“ saying that a full gameplay and release date will be revealed on E3´s Direct, fucking call it
That will be the final “surprise“
End of the Direct

>what we will absolutely not see today
Metroid Prime 4, Pikmin 4, Anything 4

This is our last chance star fox bros!!!!!!

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>Metroid Prime 4, Pikmin 4, Anything 4
heh...bet you didn't expect Advance Wars 3+4

Link?

NUIGGER?????? VIDEO GAMES???????????????????????????????????

I for one am looking forward to seeing

Pokemon Arceus Legends Celebi

Pokemon Snap 3

Pokemon Stadium 4

Pokemon the 9th Generation

Mario Movie Trailer (Chris Pat is so Cool!)

Mario Movie the Game (Mario Oddyssey 2)

Zelda 2

>Xenoblade 3
ex dee as they say

knowyourmeme.com/memes/mario-and-luigi-kissing

lookang forwurd too Pokeman Pokemon Z(2) staring Pokimayne

I just want Mario Kart 9 bros....

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>Pokemon Snap 3
My neck, please

>Mario Kart 8 sells well
>Timeless, can be played anywhere anytime with any group of people
>Yeah fuck that I want a new Mario Kart, a series know for recycling old tracks anyways, so half of the new game is literally the old game

I would love to see a StarFox game that plays like uncharted 4 with flying combat like StarWars Battlefront 2.

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LIVE IN 100 MINUTES

SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY

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Here's the disappointing reality.

Splatoon 3 (don't care about this)
Kirby (don't care)
Mario Kart (don't care)
Indie reel (don't care
Pokemon DLC (don't care)
Xenoblade 3 (don't care)

If we're lucky, at the end we'll get the title of the new Zelda or a new Fire Emblem but I doubt it.

>Pokemon DLC (don't care)
They will spare this at least for a separate Pokemon Direct or announcement of any kind outside of today's Direct
Which is great because then we have more time for the shitty Indie reel

Do your own homework.
Better have an ad blocker. b4k's been acting like shit
archive.wakarimasen.moe/v/

It's a mystery

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>middle of the night for yurop
I'm too old for this shit

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too big for direct, when is usualy 1 big game and pure shit

11 PM here in Central Europe
A few years back I would be fine with that, but nowadays it's all so tiresome

>It's real

XENOCHADS, WE WON!

>Metroid Prime Bastion is shown in a surprise trailer, and a release date for Q2, 2022. More information is coming.

>The Legend of Zelda: Accursed Twilight announced, with few things shown in a gameplay trailer . Release date is shown as Q3, 2022. A Demo will be available on the eshop at the end of the presentation.

>Donkey Kong Country - Jungle Madness appears in the Direct, with a long trailer, and a release date for summer, 2022. DLC and more content is being planned for this title.

>Kirby Battles Festival announced, with few things shown in a debut trailer . Release date is shown as Aug, 1 2022. More info will be given in an upcoming Direct.

>New Mario Tennis Maker is a new title in the series, announced in a gameplay trailer , to be released Q3, 2022. More information is coming.

>Splinter Cell HD Collection is coming to Switch. Will have a digital only release. To be released 2022

>Ace Combat 7 - Skies Unknown confirmed for a switch release. In the form of cloud streaming. To be released 2022

>Deus EX: Mankind Divided will finally arrive on Switch. Will be exclusive to the Switch Pro. To be released 2022

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"Nintendo Presents
The Legend of Zelda: Elegy of the Windfish
July 22nd, 2022"

starts at 35 minutes into the video, until the end

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He literally posted it would be 3 hours after the OP, and it was right on time. It's real.

midnight for me but I work remotely anyway so might as well

>Google can't find this image anywhere else
Uh oh it's real

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>not knowing the Wind Fish is one of the leviathans
At least you tried

Can't watch the Direct, have to go to grandma's funeral.

Holy you're retarded or a Zoomer
Nintendo always, ALWAYS makes their announcements on Twitter about a Direct at the same time, for me it's either 3 PM or 4 PM depending on Winter or Summer time here in Europe, it's been like this for at least 5 years that I can think of

>but nowadays it's all so tiresome
yeah
I'm dead tired when I go to sleep at normal hours, I'd be entirely fucked if I watched. And on that note, good night anons, see you in the morning

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Fun Fact: I was the one who posted the Fake Direct Prompt website first, but my thread got no traction, some other user made another thread and it got popular

fake-direct.vercel.app/