AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #9

Where does that Kumquat guy keep finding all those trannies?

Someone make a webm of Hayter just then.

He called Tony a fucking sandnigger mark on live TV

he got fired

Hayter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Britt

KWAB
first hour, shooting on Tony

LET'S GET TO 10, FUCK THE DRONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>RAW gets 2 and a half thread
>Dynamite get 9 threads

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soon...

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That german suplex looked way too high

All the hotshooting of game threads and the Cult still only managed to get one more than then normal Reddit spam

He's already over. Now Tony needs to bury him in a heatless feud before jobbing him out to Adam Cole.

PUT THE BELT OF JAMIE!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING BASED BILLY GOAT

He called Tony Khan and fucking mark and told him to fire him

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idk who decreed it in the back but thanks for now making skin tights optional for the ladies

Cringe

i refuse to believe that anyone is attracted to ruby soho

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What an ugly bug. If you find this cute or attractive please kill yourself, you waste of space.

Jamie is soooo good

>Gamethread #9
edrones could never LMAO

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Osprey is busy jobbing to a kidney infection.

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>wardlow losing steam already
Shame.

Kek Britt Baker tried to grab Hayters shorts to throw her back in and realized it would pull them into a thong, so she stopped

I SIMP FOR JAMIE!!!!!

>this is awesome

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Oh right... fuck.

Alright crowd coming back

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This is Awful, This is Awful, This is Awful.
What did the AEW Diehards mean by this?

This match is good

could not find a worst possible way to be outed

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THAT IS LITERALLY A MAN

He's in a better place now. He might be available for Forbidden Door.

I missed Ospreay having blown out kidneys too? What the fuck has happened the last 3 weeks

>this is awesome
cringe

Where's Luchasaurus?
>See Jurassic World: Dominion, in theaters June 10th

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>Kagetsu's a tranny now

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>women's match takes too long
>not enough time left for the main even
is it just me, or does this happen literally every single fucking week?

This match went from ** to ****1/2 in seconds

God I wish..
Toni with a Cock sounds hot.

>DIZZZ IZZZ AWWSHUMMM!!
shut the fuck up you fat smarks

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HOLY SHIT!

Maybe he's recovered now, lets hope so.

Britt buried

>Britt taking pin
uhoh
fucking really?

>reminder that the EGG popped ratings because their whole roster is complete dog shit

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>50/50 BOOKING
BUT GUYS I THOUGHT ONLY VINCE DID THIS WHY IS IT HAPPENING IN MY AEW

Since Jamie is a jobber you think she would eat the pin against me?

We WWE now

at least Jamie didn't have to eat the pin

>britt ate the pin

just a manly dude where no matter where you aim you're going into a hole

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No wonder they keep putting Ruby and Britt together, they work very well together.

Dope match. Jamie, Toni, Ruby, and Athen will carry the womens division

Seconded. Elon should work on genetically that right after the catgirls

Yep, fat as fuck too.

Daniel Garcia main eventing... It's time for NO MILLIE!!!!

Based Zohachad.

50/50 booking LMAO

shame about this shit main event

>Daniel Garcia in the main event
>again

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pics?

Man Jamie is a bump machine. Put a title on her

Why the fuck is Daniel Garcia the main event rather than the 10-man

MOXBROS WE EATIN TONIGHT

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There better be some big Forbidden Door finish for this main event because Mox and Garcia sounds like a bland ass main event.

Who shows up after the main event/

>ruby
lol

Is this a bro bros?

That ending felt very WWE.

do you guys seriously cum YELLOW? that is so unhealthy. please get your prostate checked

It's going to be good. Tony even left enough time for it for once.

yes, full op and everything, she has a new name that I don't remember and got really REALLY fat

>Garcia and Mox is the main event
It's gonna be Okada vs. Mox isn't it?

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I am pleased with this result

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okada in 14 minutes

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Ruby winning a nothing happening match. Oh that's nice

I'm still thinking about that awesome MJF promo

DMD

Imagine Prissy, Liv, Naomi, Daisy Duke Mandy or Blue/Harley Bliss w/these based AEW camcoomlords. I think I'd even appreciate hoodrat Bianca's ass if they were filmed by Tony's PAWGcams.

What has Daniel Garcia done to get so many TV main events? Seriously

Ospreay's coming out since he's feuding with Mox in njpw

I wouldnt object

In tag matches, ruby and toni are 2-0 against britt and Jamie

I can’t tell if I think Hayter is attractive or not. Like she looks good in her ring gear but I would not hit on a girl that size at a bar or anything like that.

Yup.
Kate Zoha.
Tony needs to stop with the fucky finishes already

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I’m ready for Mr. Main Event, Daniel Garcia.

It takes about 2 weeks to recover and he was in the hospital last week. He should be back by the 20th at best.

>I'm awful, how am I awful, pal?
jobbing me out, burying me
>You don't know the first thing about me pal. Look at what happened because of what you done, what it led to. There are fans cancelling the network out here. Tarps are being spread across the stands and you're laughing, you're laughing.
I know... How about another shoot promo Vinnay?
>No, I think we've had enough of your promos. I don't think so.
What do you get when you cross a lunatic with a PROMOTION THAT JOBS HIM OUT AND BURIES HIM?
>I don't think so. I think we're done here. Call security Paul... CALL SECURITY
I'll tell you what you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

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here

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The only thing that can save it is Okada showing up but him Okada-Mox is not the match to make for the PPV

really all this episode is missing is HOOKhausen

Okada is in a different state and it makes no sense for him to come out because he's facing Bryan who isn't there.

It'll be Ospreay confronting Mox.

The way Britt looked at Jamie holding the belt, it's happening.

Industry plant

The only way to make this match work is a No DQ match.

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>pierced tongue

My dick can't get any harder

Yep...for sure.

He's being set up as the next ace of the company

Why isn't Garcia coming out with the PWG title? Or did he only win BOLA?

That was an actually good womemes match, thank you Jamie for delivering once again

>Yu Ishino (石野結, Ishino Yū), born Yukari Ishino (Japanese: 石野由加莉, Hepburn: Ishino Yukari) on June 24, 1992 is a Japanese retired professional wrestler, best known for his time in Stardom, JWP, Sendai Girls and various independent promotions as Kagetsu
fucking hell I thought I was getting ribbed

It was. Strickly because they refuse to get Britt Baker the fuck away from the top. Alot like Charlotte

SPORTS ENNERDAINERS

This fucking dude is so small it’s hilarious

>No reaction for Daniel Garcia.

the main event will almost certainly be mox/bryan vs okada/tanahashi, using the format from the noah supershow

Why can't transexuals just die, bros?

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Hope Daniel Garcia doesn't chicken out!
>Love that Chicken from Popeye's!

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garcia is so fucking dimeless

why is DG walking like that

cut his own pipe bomb and then slapped a mark's phone out of his hand walking through the crowd

His walk sucks. What the fuck?

Omg, Daniel García just oozes charisma.

>the JAS entrance for Danny
kek

WILD THONG

I get that Garcia's whole thing is larping like Suzuki but he doesn't have to walk like a 53 year old man.

Don't fret, the 41% is growing higher every day.

jesus those twig legs and arms

Does Garcia have something up his ass?

>reply if you WANNA TAYSTE

FTMs are truly the Janetties of trannies.

Garcia looks like he's holding in a shit

why was Garcia walking like he shit his pants?

Garcia walking like Bryan Danielson after being raped by a gay black gentleman.

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Does this faggot not realize Suzuki walks like that because he's a stiff old man and not on purpose?

>Regal and Jericho trading barbs
I love it

Sore anus

The entrance through the crowd is less cool when their aren’t people constantly swarming the wrestler

Moxley Plumbing coming from the Parking Lot

When are they gonna give Moxley his old theme back instead of this weak shit that is annoying?

Is Garcia sick or some shit? Looks like he was gonna barf.

This dude the next Adam Cole

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THAT CROWD IS HUGE

WILD THING
MY WIFE IS A CUM BIN
SHE'LL SUCK ANYTHING
WILD THING

based mccullay

I thought this guy was supposed to be a sports entertainer but all he does is wear a hat and be boring he’s not entertaining at all

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Executive here, why was the young man limping that way?

BASED VINCE VAUGN

>Toni with a Cock
user, I can only get so hard

>Vince Vaughn is friends with Regal
what

Garcia is selling the match from Sunday you buffoons

VINCE VAUGHN, RICHARD JEWELL AND RED LETTER MEDIA'S MAC!

Because even after death they live rentfree in your head.

Tanahashi is going against Punk for the AEW Wold Championship. It started the show off.

he left his home alone...

Based Vince Vaughn

>Vince Vaughn
>McCaulay Culkin

HOLY SHIT KEVIN MCALLISTER IN THE FUCKING HOUSE LETS FUCK GO HOME ALONE BROS

>As long as it takes
You know what that means. Post-match angle.

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Based Vince

is regal high

BASED VINCE VAUGHN
MACAULAY CULKIN
THEY'RE ALL-ELITE

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KEVIN!

>my PC gets blue screened in the main event
Good night guys, I hope you enjoy it, I'll watch a recap or something tomorrow

Sup Mac.

At least I'm still alive and using the name my parents gave me.
Unlike troons who are buried.

>garcia the only one wearing black when everyone else always wears white
someone explain

HOME ALONE CHADS

>okada in 14 minutes
that's not how you spell ospreay