DO NOT BUY ELDEN RING (PS4 / PS5)

***DAILY REMINDER***

BUY HORIZON FORBIDDEN WEST OR SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!

I told you all this time Any Forums and you didn't fucking listen.

The game was bound to be complete shit!

Here is the problem with Elden Ring:

>Literally a Dark Souls ripoff to the point where it can be considered paid DLC
>Story and combat where the game literally plays itself (Just kick back and watch the dumbed down gameplay making it easy for journalists)
>No moonlight greatsword at all. Most of the reveal content has been cut from the game
>Graphics downgraded after initial reveal
>Main game can be finished in 15 hours or less. Barely any side-content
>World map is smaller than Dark Souls 2
>Barely any blood throughout the entire story
>Requires purchasing a PS4 Pro or a PS5 for the full experience. Has inconsistent framerate that drops into low 20s on a regular PS4
>Enemies are easy as fuck and casualized. You can two-shot 90% of mobs
>Empty game world with nothing to do in it. Repetitive design and re-used assets and re-used animations from previous Souls games
>Music is worse than the previous Dark Souls titles
>No photo mode (It's 2022 wtf?) Even Demons Souls PS5 remake had a photo mode

Based off of the screenshots, gameplay and streams, it looks like a worse version of Dark Souls 3. At least fucking TRY to put some effort into making these games. They've had 6 years to make this game and it's still fucking trash.

Japanese devs only know how to rehash. Look at Gamefreak and their new Pokemon game, it's designed to be a quick cash grab. Typical Japanese budget experience except these studios make hundreds of millions and still can't bother to put in any real effort and soul into their games.

Do yourself a favor and buy Horizon Forbidden West which seems decent as fuck. The combat alone is 10x better than Elden Ring and there's tons of shit to do on the map. You can even fly machines and there is an underwater map. No rehashed poison swamp for the tenth time like Elden Ring.

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I'm not buying either so fuck off.

Thanks for warning me OP. I just canceled my Elden Ring pre-order.

tldr

>"They're all gonna buy Elden Ring instead of my game!"

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why would i buy a game that intentionally makes the main character ugly and fat to pander to trannies?

Yeah, I bought Elden Ring.

based

Did someone say Elden Ring? Pre order day before release.

ER is the sequel to the most influential franchise of the last decade, will sell 20M+ copies and there's nothing you can do about it.

I will buy an extra Elden Ring key to gift in threads here at launch every time I see this thread from now on

>buy ugly fat lady's game instead
Fuck off Jim Ryan

>buy

I didn't even finish horizon because it just started to feel like a grind.

I will not buy the Nikocado game.

btw this thread is Pasta:
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I would literally spend $120 dollars on paid souls DLC than play any more Horizon.

buying both. I can beat Horizon in a week most likely.

I mean its a daily reminder to be fair

I'm surprised people don't get bored of doing troll threads after years and years

Forbidden west isn't coming to PC, so that really narrows down my options.

Why would I want to play Nikocado Avocado with a bow?

FPBP

The responses make it worth the lulz

Some people are mentally deficient.

>Literally a Dark Souls ripoff to the point where it can be considered paid DLC
This criticism makes me laugh every time

Retards just dont understand that people who like Dark Souls just want MORE dark souls. Direct sequels and dlc, we cant get enough of it

Your favourite game might be flawed enough that you hope things change in the sequel and its reworked to be radically different, we dont
Just give me more dark souls and I'll be happy, and it looks like Im gonna be happy at the end of the month

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>first Horizon got cucked by Breath of the Wild
>second Horizon will get cucked by Elden Ring
Can‘t wait for Horizon 3 or rather the GotY that will release a couple of days or weeks after it.

Not buying your shitty Horizon. If you don't like Souls games, then fuck off. I know a free to play game that's better than both these games. It's called Lost Ark.

>NOOOOO I NEED TO COOOOOOOM I NEED TO PLAY MY BING BING WAHOO I NEED TO PLAY MY ROLL ROLL ESTUS

Based, Horizon will get a better metascore than Elden Ring too

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how about neither

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>>NOOOOO I NEED TO COOOOOOOM I NEED TO PLAY MY BING BING WAHOO I NEED TO PLAY MY ROLL ROLL ESTUS

sorry sony, i wont play as a tranny. ever.

try again

Yes to all 3, fuck your tranny games

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>Buy Horizon Zero Dawn thinking it's about hunting monsters
>Within 40 minutes it made me do some shitty Assassins Creed stealth mission

And dropped

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He was right then and he's right now

it's makes my heart fuzzy knowing how many bucks Miyazaki has truly broken beyond repair

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To buy Horizon I'll need to get PS5 from scalpers first which is about $1000. Sorry but Elden Ring is just a better deal since it's on PC too.

>he

imagine having a gaystation in 2022

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I will pirate Horizon Zero Hype 2 when it hits PC and never play it.
Elden Ring is already GOTY btw.

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>snoygger inferiority complex
Jeez

I'm so excited for elden ring bros.

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Just pre-purchased Elden Ring because of this thread!

I‘m sorry for you Nintendies that you can‘t play either. But I‘m sure you‘re having fun with Pokémon KEK