The Resident Evil 2 Remake burger

Shitty greasy burgers from something like a bowling alley are just better than burgers from a fancy restaurant.

This looks 3d scanned, would it have killed them to find a free asset of a fucking hamburger?

>sesame seeds
>too much lettuce
S C U M

>sesame seeds
what are you, twelve?
>too much lettuce
Yeah you're 12

I understand everything but the translucent cheese and the inside of the bun (the bitten part) looking like an alien womb.

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>giant blob of Ketchup
>leafy green lettuce
>no way is that a beef patty
fucking garbage. up your burger game dude.

>bite one side
>pure salad
>bite other side
>entire packet of ketchup
>impale myself on massive skewer

that looks unbelievably delicious.

burger

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What's with the recent Japanese fascination with burgers?

Pic unrelated?

looks like it was reheated in a microwave

Burgers are delicious why wouldn't they like them?

That is a horrible looking burger.
A REAL burger is dripping with shit you struggle to identify.

This is one of those canned hamburgers, fucking capcom ain’t fooling me.

t.snobby home chef

do americans really

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Come on man it's almost 10 pm I don't want to be browsing the best burgers in the city before I go to bed.

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last night i jill burgered your sister if you know what i mean

Because the Japanese have historically only eaten rice, krill and each other.

The ultimeatum is a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger that uses two deep fried cheeseburgers as buns, and then we add our special ketchup that we get from the himalayas.

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It looks like it sat wrapped for a little to long before opening and eating it. I've had many a burger that look like that, they all tasted fine.

>That will be $42 plus tip

fine fuck you retards have your god damn instagram looking burger that no one actually makes and is made out of plastic because its a show room display item. god damn idiots

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one time i had a burger that had two fried pbj sandwiches for the bun, it was really good

>we swear itll look like this when you order it
lmao
at least this disgusting mess looks real

>hate my own burgers
>spend years trying to make them in a way that I like them
>experiment with seasonings, cooking methods, bun types, topping types for fucking years
>literally the only thing I have really liked is just a unseasoned patty seared in a pan with melted butter, with a sesame seed bun lightly toasted in the same pan.

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That looks pretty good. Only issue is the leafy lettuce and tomatoe.

i'd eat that too
both look yummy

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dont have a cow, man

There's a place in Portland that sells a burger called "The Cheesus," and it uses two grilled cheese sandwiches instead of buns.

>he actually enjoys diced lettuce
the fuck is wrong with you

That sounds fucking horrible, I should try making that.

looks horrible

You call that a fucking burger? Stand aside.

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i miss pre 2015 portland, still sucked ass but not as much

Do you just not eat at any restaurants other than McDonald's and burger King?

I have a place near me that has a burger with 2 grilled cheese sandwiches for buns. I need to try it. fried pb&j burger sounds pretty good though. did it have bacon?

To anyone who lives in AZ, you prob know about the monster burger from pete's fish n chips and know that it is indeed the best hamborg in this planet.
You got shit on for posting trash, now commit the su my man.

Whether or not it's diced isn't the issue, the problem with "diced lettuce" is that it's almost always iceberg lettuce, and iceberg lettuce is shit.

looks like shit

no cheese, bacon and sriracha
i think they used a batter for the pbj

I've watched a bunch of Burger videos on youtube and for the most part, thats exactly what they all do, maybe a pinch of salt on the patty.

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Reminds me of a bacon western burger form carls jr which is one of my favorites hamburgers.

>google burger
>literally all staged shit for display items, 500% photoshopped, other 50% plastic
>no burger that actually looks like it was made by human hands
>suddenly all I eat is fast food
cool, you're a retard

How do you sear a burger in your house without setting off the smoke alarms? I bought a hot plate to cook outside because I got tired of filling the place with smoke when trying to sear burgers or steaks.

>ITT: Americans pretending their national cuisine is anything other than trashy fast food
KEK

I could see that being appealing maybe. They have that jam bacon burger at sonic that I genuinely liked.

>at least this disgusting mess looks real
Well you see user, I took this picture. I made it.

million times better than OPs 3d scanned low effort bullshit

Europoors, what do you get when you ask for a burger at your local breadline?

reminds me of that dogshit uncooked pizza Any Forums always shills

Yeah boy

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Bros i fuckin love burgers from random street joints than anywhere else.

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Hello, I am the undisputed best burger joint.

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