You now have the abilities of the last character you played as...

You now have the abilities of the last character you played as. You must now use those abilities to try and get laid How fucked are you?
I just sit there.

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fuck
someone help me out here

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>last game played was Powerwashing Simulator
I'm fucked unless this is porn logic

>I'm fucked
unlikely

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Just their abilities or turn into them? Either way I just beat the shit out of someone and have my way with them.

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OP is a sad pathetic loser.

>Morrowind
Use the soul trap glitch to get my Personality into the thousands, easy

>stardew valley
>find female
>give them an item they like 2x a week
>???
>profit

>Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous Demon
I go on a berserk rape spree until I get shut down by heavy artillery or something

>my skyrim waifu who is a chubby magic nerd
now im fat

I instantly thought of BBC when I saw this image

awkward beeps

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>Monster Hunter
I guess I'll hunt a lion and make a coat for her or something. At least I won't die badly from getting mauled.

>Link
My courage will guide me to pussy

>Become Spartan from Halo infinite
>See hot female needing help with flat tire
>Gottahelpallhunity.wav
>she is sitting in driverside as i put tire on with inhuman strength
>accidently flip vehicle due to nervousness
>mfw

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>Slayer of Demons
I'm just a dude with a sword

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Is this le sex thread #3,456,786?

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>Sneak up behind girl
>Stab her in the neck
>Brainwash her into fucking me for 30 seconds before she drops dead

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>Jebediah Kerman
Hey babe want to see my O-face

They'll just naturally aggregate around me.

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>modded Skyrim with actual spells that force anyone I want to fuck me
yeah I think I'll be okay

>Rocket pogos over to you at escape velocity
GIVE ME YOUR HAT

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With your massive boobs and futa cock yeah,?

>Roblox buff noob
I’ll be fine

Raise wife on the first turn then fuck her

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Of course, who do you take me for? Also she's a brown tomboy with abs

>stalker
I'm done for bratan, there are no women in the zone.
My only option would be joining freedom and grabbing a bloodsucker.

>worlds best assassin/spy
Easy

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>Last played as Geralt
I genuinely can't fuck this up

punch her soul out and fuck her lifeless body

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>My ability is schizophrenia and late stage alcoholism

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