Have a billionaire game idea

>decide to be """childfree"""
>don't do anything you enjoy or take care of your body
>can't figure out why you're unhappy
damn what a mystery

id rather be starving and mentally healthy than the other way around

>You notice he doesn't say he "got the girl".
We live in an era where the girl gets you, user.

But he probably has a few furbabbies XD

Post it then.
I wish a complete and new Pokemon Tetris to be real. Would be like Pokemon pinball but with Tetris where you complete your pokedex.
You have to complete lines to find a random pokemon and fight it. You deal damage when completing lines, that damage is based on the number of completed lines plus the type of block you used. Blocks get a random type that disappear when they get stacked unless you complete a line with it. Then you throw a pokeball.
KO'ing a pokemon gives money so you can buy pokeballs and other stuff during a game.
Bosses would add stages hazard and such.

Sadly I'm a real brainlet and can't code for shit.

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You don't get the degree and things fall into place automatically. Nothing falls into place automatically. You need to put effort in doing it. You took things for granted growing up as it was all arranged for you but those things were created by the efforts and organization of others. A fault in our system of raising people who are incapable of doing it on their own. Regardless, now as an adult you must apply yourself to do the things you want to do.

I think the video really multiplies the patheticness of the quote. Wouldn't be the same without it.

holy shit I fucking hate this vid.

get your fucking shit together, idiot.

there's a fuckload of tutorials that teach you how to make Tetris, start with that and go from there.

at that point in life you're supposed to have kids
if you're not even dating it's time to consider sudoku

Should i write a game design document?
If i cant code, should i just sketchs of the images?
Does some game companies accept it?

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You think I didn't try ?

>dating with the goal of having children
i'm 40 and I keep dating to wrack up the body count. I'll 'settle down' when my dick stops working.

i know you TRIED, that's why you failed.

why are they holding ketchup up to the kitty

did this fucking retard think that happiness was something you get by hitting a bunch of milestones? lmfao

Try getting hired by a fastfood joint by telling them you made a document that describes what a burger is. Ideamen are fucking worthless.

have fun taking care of your severely retarded offspring

I think a captiol storm video game where its like 100 players and you have to storm the captiol with different team objectives like stealing the podium or smearing shit on the walls.

You could also have the other team be cops who bludgeon and shoot women to death.

How do I get a job?
Indeed is useless.

RTS with anime girls

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Notice he doesn't have a gf. If you get married you will be happy.

That sounds like fun, reminds me of the school shooter simulator the government made where teachers can play as teachers, students, and the school shooter.

>what a burger is
No dongus, that will be making a new burger-flavour and hamburger.

Finally, a reason to get into RTS games.

>i didn't iron my shirt

LinkedIn and lie. Make sure you can follow through though

And the reason I failed is because I'm a brainlet when it comes to programming. I can think of a basic, non-digital algorithm for the game but I truly can't into those languages.

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you'd be even more miserable living in poverty you moron

Isnt the point of the video he sacrificed everything to get what happines is for a society view, but in the end he forgot the rest?

>muh meaning in life
There is none. Get a job, work hard if you want to be successful, and be thankful for the life you have. Stop expecting everything (including happiness) to be handed to you.

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How do I find opportunities on there?

>Indeed is useless
i've been fired from every job i've had in the past 7 years and i still get interviews within 24 hours from Indeed
now if only they were for jobs i actually wanted

>tfw got the degree
>didn't get the job

Its been almost a year like this, college is a scam I should have learned a trade or applied to be a trucker

Useless how so? What are you trying to achieve on it day by day?

Ask Carmack how he did it.

Hi jew, how are jew?

>lie
which part lol

>Sadly I'm a real brainlet and can't code for shit.
I feel like a giga retard because I have this idea I enjoy, but I opened up GMS and Godot out of curiosity and got so intimidated I shut that shit off almost immediately.
I wish I wasn't such a coward.

kremlin.cc/k&r.pdf

Learn C from this. If you persevere and DO ALL THE EXERCISES then you can do what you want.

>to wrack up the body count

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I've never wanted to see someone shot more in my life

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=MP-nmrMb9FQ

I’ve been programming off and on for the past few years, finally got paid for something at the end of 2021.

You can do it user. It’s all about perseverance and repetition

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>having kids
lol. lmao.

>won the lottery
>live in america
Yeah you won something alright come back when i get born into Finland or something

What are you looking to do? First apply to big companies that are well known, and then spend some time filtering general results based on what you'd like to do like remote work or a more specific position.

My Trillion Dollar Idea is Pokemon, but with porn

i dont want to be successful i want to not work

>I should have learned a trade or applied to be a trucker
I just want to quit this shit and learn a trade. Studying to be a code monkey is torture.

bros...

I have been employed at my 9-5 job for less than a year and I am already bored. Can't get pay rises without bs experience, which just means grinding your ass off for many years.

Good thing I am in tech and all these cloud providers are available. Planning to build my own online app soon.

I can't just become an autistic savant 21 years into my life.

give me the details on your idea, I'll help you get funding if its any good

Taking a lead pipe to the head could help.

majority of those "success stories" were just people who were groomed for said positions from an early age so dont be too hard on yourself

>I believe that my safety is my responsibility. I understand being in "compliance" does not necessarily mean im out of danger.
Spic here, what does he mean by this. Because it seems like it can be summed up as " dangerous jobs are dangerous" and I dont understand whatt's even the point of making such a statement. Does it really just mean "dont take for granted your safety"?

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