Have personal Cortana

>have personal Cortana
>same as Master Chief’s
>you’re allowed to make her do anything you want
>she can’t disobey

What do you make her do?

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Play AoE2 against me but not so that it's too difficult for me to win

make her download viruses to herself

i tell her to kill herself and bring me her cuter and younger sister.

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delete herself

I make her eat all the eggs

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I make her mix all my music for me.

Have her do my taxes
And then crunch the numbers to be able to crack blockchains wide open so that all cryptocurrency tanks worldwide

Realistically speaking, how hard would it actually be for some one to come up wit a cortana-like companion or something? You could just use your phone camera with AR to see her as a hologram, and text to speech programs are getting better and better, along with AI in general. So, where the fuck is it?

AI enhance to 8K and decensor all my prons, apply a tag system to every file (gorillions)

I need a weapon

i make her trawl every image hosting site in existence 24/7 for any tiny scrap or sketch of my waifu that i haven't already saved.

Have her get into the healthcare system and get me my medication on time and for free

"cum, you pig"

Need Cortana dirtytalking

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the sex

Keep it in your pants, big guy.

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Help me become wealthy.

nothing she's an AI I read about what AI rape was like in the short story where Cortana gets raped by The Gravemind it wasn't hot

Does Master Chef have a penis or was it removed?

He does but it's a teeny weeny.

ODST cope

>have personal Bonzi Buddy

She has to keep me happy at work