>Win game.
>Opponent calls you a "no life virgin" or similar.
Win game
Caleb Allen
Hunter Wilson
This would only hurt if it's true. If it's not true then it's just a badge of honor that demonstrates your skill. Like being called a hacker when you're not hacking. It means you're just that good.
Jonathan Wilson
>This would only hurt if it's true.
...haha, yeah.
Jason Evans
Haha... Yeah good one... Bruv..
Austin Barnes
>lose game
>"Ez clap, loser"
Truth is the game was rigged from the start
Cameron Turner
Grayson Diaz
>report him
>he get his game "stolen"
Michael Nguyen
The only thing better that getting called a cheater for being so good is beating them legit even when they actually were cheating.
Henry Smith
>someone calls me a hacker
>start playing like shit
Jack Martin
I had a girl that I took to prom and she turned out to be a crazy Mormon chick. That was my last date...
Brayden Nguyen
>Beat someone so hard at the game that they accuse you of hacking and sent hate mail
No trophy can give me the satisfaction this shit generates
Jack Robinson
Just dont be a no life virgin and that insult wont affect you.
Hudson Robinson
>playing multishart games
Anthony Cook
People here call everyone worse things every day
How have you not gotten over it yet ?
Exactly
Noah Rivera
>deathmatch on cs_office in CSS
>Throw a nade, make it bounce off the wall and land behind some props where two enemies were hiding
>Jump out from my cover with a shotgun and clean them up for a double kill
>0.0003 seconds later a votekick for me is initiated
The butthurt is most delicous
Isaiah Price
>looks like he turned off his hacks, guys
Hudson White
>all these replies
I don't understand how you can be a virgin at this point. I thought I was a loser until I had sex then I still felt like a loser since it DOESN'T FUCKING CHANGE ANYTHING.
Brandon Powell
One of my most cherished gaming memories was an almost 2 hour long SC2 match vs a maphacker. He was playing suspicious from the beginning but when I took a lead in the mid-game he went all out and literally mirrored my moves without seeing them, making it almost impossible to attack into him. I called him out and he didn't even deny it and I kept shittalking him about how bad he was, at some point I took a bad fight and got into a game losing position and he went all
>LOOOL GTFO NIGGER LMAO EZEZEZ
but somehow I played the game of my life and managed to get the game into some weird stalemate where we both had a very small amount of units and his micro was just straight up worse and so I won. Literally had me jump up and fist pump. Felt amazing.
Brayden Roberts
I dont know how you can say that. Everytime i have sex i feel like a demigod chad that can bend reality to his whim.
Cooper James
>lose game
>day ruined
>win game
>feel nothing
Juan Cruz
>league match
>all 5 teammates insult eachother, we're losing
>call someone a delusional retard
>get "ok virgin" reply
>silent for the rest of the game
>other teammate: "how did u know? lol"
James Reyes
>This would only hurt if it's true.
False. It's true, but I don't give a fuck. Except nobody would actually say it to me because I'm not that good at any game and rarely play multiplayer shit anyway.
Brody Fisher
>losing an argument with an user
>bait him into saying something racist
>report his post
>come back 48 minutes later and it's been removed by the Any Forums staff
Angel Murphy
Nice essay, virgin. Tldr
Jacob King
>letting a sore loser ruin your win
you're a virgin
Jordan Gomez
next time try having it with a woman
Joshua Lopez
Earlier today I "raped" my gf. I just picked her up in the middle of the day, carried her to the bedroom, threw her onto the bed face first, pulled her pants down and fucked her really hard. Didn't give a shit about how it fells for her and just came when I wanted to (which was pretty quickly). Went over amazingly well. She was insanely affectionate the whole day, even massaged me on the couch which she almost never does.
Ayden Moore
tl;dr: ur a faget
Andrew Rodriguez
Josiah Wood
>"GGEZ" when I win
>"GGEZ tryhards" when I lose
Dominic Kelly
>lose game
>type in all chat: "we won this game....by a lot!"
i do this every time now
Grayson Gomez
spotted the underaged shitposters
Charles Thomas
You probably kiss girls, faggot.
Asher Fisher
>no life virgin
>still struggle to git gud at a gaem, don't even brush my teeth, skip showers, can hardly bring myself to use conditioner when I do, etc
How do I stop being such a fuck up?
Carson Carter
>u mad
>leave before they have a chance to respond
Dominic Hill
Have you tried medication?
Brandon Young
My gf like to bite and scratch and wants me to slap her during sex, just to cuddle afterwards. Shes as ferocious as a tigress but when we're done shes like a little cat.
Christopher Thompson
How do you skip showers? What's the standard amount of showers expected per week? I only do one.