here's your 'huge' content update bro
steamcommunity.com
Here's your 'huge' content update bro
Charles Cook
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Justin White
HAHAHA, TIME FOR SHREDDER
Levi Collins
This game had its 5 minutes of fame and then fell off the face of the earth.
Eli Cruz
>no cross-play
>no voice acting
Christian Hughes
Render lookin' sick as fuck
Jaxon Murphy
lol
Asher Perez
You will never be a good Smash Clone. You have no side specials, you have no Ftilts, you have no ledge grabs, you don't even have walking. You are a $50 reskinned build of a Slap City Sequel twisted by cartoon licenses and memes, turning it into a crude mockery of fighting games.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the FGC mocks you. Nick fans are disgusted and ashamed of the lack of voice acting and music from the shows, your “playerbase” only cares about if their childhood hero gets in.
The FGC is utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of fighting games have allowed players to sniff out shit games, and instantly head back to Guilty Gear or Tekken. Even Smash Clones that are “good” have little to no community outside of Rivals of Aether's mod scene. Your gameplay is a dead giveaway, and even if you manage to get a drunk Melee / Ultimate player to buy the game, he’ll uninstall the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected community of autistic rosterfags and children that don't actually play the game.
You'll never be happy. You wrench out shill threads every single morning and tell yourself the game will be good, but deep inside you feel the overestimated hype creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - the reviews will come in, all saying below average, Ludosity will stop updating the game and say DLC plans are cancelled. Nick will pretend the game never existed, and will continue to milk Spongebob's corpse. Your playerbase will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll stop playing the game and head back to Melee, Ultimate, or the fighting game they were playing before, and every casual gamer will know the game as a failed attempt to capitalize on Smash.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Ian Edwards
>nerfed toph down special
who asked for this
Landon Lee
That's what happens when you don't give a game a budget.
Lincoln Nguyen
>Changed Garfield’s dialogue box to be a thought bubble in the arcade mode.
SOVL LEVEL INCREASED
Julian Roberts
That will come in summer.
Noah Ortiz
>Zim's changes are just ''fixes''
>Tfw still no buff
Sebastian Hall
guessing the update is live in an hour when steam normally updates shit?
i want to see how shit shredder is
Christopher Sullivan
nvm its live
Nicholas Ramirez
Okay I've defended this game but they REALLY need to at least announce a DATE for crossplay and voices
Blake Diaz
hahaha you think they're actually coming? and not just something they said to pacify their buyers until its outside the steam refund window?
William Davis
Gameplay Showcase is out
youtube.com
Oliver Harris
Does this have voice acting or background music yet?
Will it ever?
Gavin Kelly
who plays this?
Jonathan Sullivan
>Shredder joins the battle!
Why? Ninja Turtles isn't even a Nick show and it's like 1/4 of the roster.
Evan Robinson
wait this is crazy lol. if you get a discord full of friends to make a lobby then you'd be a good chunk of the playerbase
Jack Cox
wow its fucking nothing, not even booting up the game
Luke Wright
It’s ogre