Got a girlfriend, this morning
You Any Forumsirgins jealous?
Got a girlfriend, this morning
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I have a mommy gf :)
>human
disgusting
Yeah I'm jealous
Good on you tho I hope you enjoy it
She's probably ugly and fat
>emily
*Pukes*
Gross tranny granny
I ate five taquitos, crispy. You lost.
is that cylenne
No it's Emily
t. seething Marutranny
>human
>girlfriend
disgusting
t. go to bed granny
She literally looks like a danger hair grandma. Cope nigger.
Arrest yourself autist
>Arrest yourself autist
nice selfie
>doesn't shut up about clint and gus after marriage
>clint has a suicide note
should have stuck with Hand
Whats his name?
NANI
Fixed her
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard
>*chuckle*
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>*chuckle again*
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
now we're talkin
Clint is one of us.