Kneel to the best game ever made

Kneel to the best game ever made.

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BRAPFFF

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Normal people who play games are praising the combat, the parkour, and the insane level you can alter the game world with story choices in their reviews so it's a pick up for me. I don't listen to faggot game journalists.

is there guns in it

theres gungans

>Normal people who play games are praising the combat
Have you watched the gameplay? Its glitchy and floaty as fuck and only works half the time

>mfw that roll glitch

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>70

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Rigby?

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guns were removed, so it's plays like worse dead island.

Just look at any twitch faggot right now. Parkour can teleport you in wall and softlock. Great game.

Yeah it's glitchy in review copies, but the parkour is definitely not floaty. This is just a ridiculous meme going because people played the unrealistic Jupiter gravity in the first game so much they got used to it.

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>forgotten before it even released
You could say it is... Dying SHITE.

I'm gonna buy it, romance?

>parries
>parkour combat
>drop kicks
>worse Dead
You haven't played Dead Island if you think it's better.

>I'm gonna buy it, romance?
Aiden is canonically gay in it

ouch

The first game was shit, if you bought the second game because of the shills you are retarded.

"dev team asked early players to please wait for the day 1 patch as it has well over 1,000 bug fixes"

>one pretty cute blonde girl in it
>can't romance her
This better be on that 5 year roadmap, I'm mad.

Fake news, it was because there was a zombie Muslim with a headscarf they wanted to (rightfully) remove.
Based progressive devs!

>goes out of its way to remove guns from everywhere
You can tell this is a post-2019 thing that they delayed the game for too, the sniper that shoots Frank in the gameplay trailer got changed to an archer.
Doesn't even make any sense. We still have working firearms from the 19th century, and you're telling me in 20 years all the guns we have are going to break apart?

muslims can't be zombies? zombies are based?

Tell me, there are at least Black Zombies

Most of the biters are gray from decay, but there are black humans you can kill.