Tell me user, why should I hire you to work for G-Corporation?

Tell me user, why should I hire you to work for G-Corporation?

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Well I dont have any experience per say, but what I do have is an undying hatred of Heihachi

Gay-Corporation? Nah, I’m hood my nigga

I have a Jun body pillow company

Uhh... I can do electrics about 70% of the time.

I am willing to work for bare minimum wage as long as I can work close to Lucky Chloe.

I can do this

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Fuck off Eddie

MOOOOOODS

MASAKA

>work closely with kazuya's personal cum dumpster
good luck with that

I'm good at committing war crimes.
Also i want to %$@& Anna

I'm honest and I'll murder your son for you.

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I threw my dad into a volcano once.

I have a degree in Geology focusing on volcanos

Because I'm a Mishima too

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>kino final battle between a cold blooded father and son
>gets ruined by shitty dubstep music
what were they thinking?

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I FUCKED YOUR MOM HAHAHAHA

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>Complaining about EDM in Tekken of all fucking series
You retard

I'm the same height as you and share your struggles

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