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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Remove random crits
from TF2

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>most of the time people go "well at least we can agree on removing random bullet spread"
>then zesty the touchy faggot makes a video showcasing the fact that bullet spread is innocuous at worst

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They're optional for every server. You're totally free to remove them.

Remove Sniper

>blah blah blah blah tf2 is the only game i'm good at
>blah blah blah blah i need to create controversy to boost my channels waning relevancy since all i cover is a 10+ year old game that hasn't had any updates since 2016

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Revert this piece of shit update.

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Just let players vote on them

Uncle Dane's servers actually feel like the way the game used to feel- you try overextending in a lobby full of humans and you're getting your ass blasted in half a second
I'm so used to playing on pubs with fresh installs that I forgot what it felt like to play like that.

>Implying anyone actually plays this game anymore outside of hat collecting circlejerks

mechanic that makes things harder =/= no fun
bullet spread IS a factor outside of a vacuum scenario, at mid range when both enemies are strafing you tell me shotgun bullet spread is negligible.

stopped playing when this dropped

One person had the idea to just improve random cries by having the weapon glow BEFORE the crit shot fires so the defender has some reaction and the attacker can opt to save that crit for someone hung potentially more important.

The FaN is better with fixed spread and the panic attack is worthless outside of melee range if every other shotgun has fixed spread.

cope and seethe tranny theyve been in the game since the beginning and always will be

Never got the appeal of Reddit Dane to be honest, in fact Zesty, Fatmagic and BigB are probably the only good TF2tubers that are left.

all updates starting with love and war just made the game worse

>deletes his discord server over a loli joke
>then proceeds to publicly hornypost over a loli
lel

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>discord
uncle dane confirmed tranny pedo groomer

reminder that zesty is the only based tf2 e-celeb
youtu.be/U-4ECg8bkzg

I like Fish Stick but mostly because he also plays those Jurassic park management sims.

ive never been a "tf2 youtuber" guy, i only watch the guy who does technical teardowns of mechanics like input priority and how projectiles actually work. shounic i think? solid stuff.

that's not dane but you're not wrong

>muh random crits
>class limits so no class wars
>trannys and furries everywhere, mean words are no no
>loads of annoying Dane paypiggies
>dogshit netcode, game stutters and drops frames with a single digit ping
They're better than nothing but not by much

>STILL seething about a single video

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>random crits
>fixed bullet spread
>votescramble
>map nominations
>Eternaween activated
>multiple gamemodes plus a few classic community/workshop maps
>minimal moderation, generally only steps in to stop actual cheaters
>no class limits
Is it that hard to get a pub like this?

We got the boom boom pow

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russian servers

Take me back bros....

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nice blog you uncomedic banana peel