Are video games really better than sex?

are video games really better than sex?

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If you're circumcised, yes.

Ruined by fake tits desu

sex fucking sucks

Christ even my cock is bigger. Also video games?

If you're circumcised, no

Sex is the same experience as riding a bike except instead of a bike, it’s a naked girl. You burn good calories that way.

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>those disgusting implants
Why do women do this shit to themselves?

Yes
With vidya I sit down and play
With sex I got to spend time, energy, and money to then MAYBE have a chance to have sex
Women were a mistake

>banana fever
kek
also, videogames

years of fapping to action figures since I was 10 made me actually like fake stiff tits
>You will be like me as well after you see old saggy tits

I've never had sex and I'm starting to doubt I'll ever have it without paying in advance. Thanks for reading my blog before the inevitable 404

>those fake tits
plastic surgeons should be swinging from trees instead of living in mansions

I bought Handy and have been messing around with funscripts. This is better than sex.

>that botched boob job
no from me

They cant live with the body their genes gave them, so they need to deceive.

yucky

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Yes, but nothing trumps intimacy and a deep personal connection.

Except achievment and the gleeful pursuit of one's passions.

this, wtf they're like two basketballs stapled to her chest. Why do women think we want big rigid titties that we can crack our skulls against? Getting a titjob from those wouldn't be nice either.

I guess you haven't seen nice big firm tits of a 19-year old

those are some sad tits jesus

Just pay for it and get it over with.

have sex incels

that's a man

They are living in a constant self-doubt and inferiority complex

Do prostitutes help with chronic loneliness? Honest question

Do the math, most of the times is cheaper to just look for an escort.
And then you dont have to deal with anything after, you dont even have to remeber her name and it can happen whenever you want.

>intimacy and a deep personal connection.
But women are incapable of either

>get an escort
>no make up so she is pretty ugly
>the blowjob sucks
>cant keep up erection
>cant fuck
>leave and fap at home
That sure was worth it

I wouldn't know, I'm a 33 year old wizard that cooms to furry porn everyday

No, but the pheromones and other bullshit they expell makes it a step up from a fap using either a fleshlight or even a doll.

one tit is almost twice, was she halfways a breast augmentation

yeah, you're trying to hard and I'm going to go ahead and filter the image
I already have your name filtered

No. They're fancy onaholes (who have been and are being abused and manipulated).