Imagine being wolf link, and feeling her BLACK BUTT and THIGHS BOUNCING against your BACK

imagine being wolf link, and feeling her BLACK BUTT and THIGHS BOUNCING against your BACK

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Dont forget MOANING every time you start running

imagine surviving and facing the aftermath of hiroshima

god I

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What, like trans species?

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the big one has a cock and the small one don't

Well, I only have one cock so I can only give it to one of them at a time

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Ridiculous, obviously the small one has the dick.
And even if they both have dicks, the small one's is way bigger. I know how these things work.

>TFW I'm married to a cute woman who is 4'8" tall, DD breasts, thick thighs, slim waist, size 3 kid shoes, and a nice ass who is down to fuck whenever and very tradwife in mannerisms and dress.

Tell people, take imp midna, give her big tits, and you got my wife's build.
I am VERY aware of how lucky I am.

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And you were also the first man on the moon, president of the united states, you live in a mansion of solid gold and you've travelled to every major city on earth?

Ah.. yeah right... I see. Good job "bro"

YOU FUCKING DARE SPOUT YOUR FECKLESS FAGGOTRY ON MY WIFE?

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Are you aware of how pedo you are?

Fuck. It reminds me of this coworker I know. She doesn't have midnas build but she's short and has that snarky personality and it honestly drives me wild as fuck. Shame she's too boyish.

lol. No.
I'm a fat neck beard, who lives in a trailer innawoods, and work a middle class job, plus I got a dick small enough that when I piss it hits my balls and am balding.

I got no clue why she likes me unless she has an ogre fetish or something. Well, I do romantic stuff for her all the time and she has called me the nicest person she ever met, which is weird to me because I don't think I am nice.

As it should.

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NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT BLOGPOSTING (I hope)

The belly of Midna will drip cum

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I definitely get weird looks in public. I'm a 6'4" tubby guy in a trench coat most of the time and I am holding hands with a girly girl dressed in pink (her favorite color) that looks pretty young while I look much older than I am when we are in public.

tranny begone, you're in multiple threads stinking it up with your axe wound

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