What is the stupidest and most unessary convoluted game plot you heard

What is the stupidest and most unessary convoluted game plot you heard

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Hey, I remember you from Spencer's Spider-man

Flooding a nation with barbarians and taking away all their rights because of a flu, then making all their resources scarce.

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THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO BEFORE SIGOURNEY WEAVER

Metal Gear Solid

The entirety of the Kingdom Hearts games

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This. It'd be great if they turned down the Kojimaisms by half

Any Kingdom Hearts game besides the first one, especially DDD and III

I don't even think the people who make Kingdom Hearts games know what's going on in them anymore

Fnaf lore/story is pretty high up there
All I know is purple guy wanna kill some kids or some shit

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Xion remains one of the most baffling characters I've ever encountered in fiction

This. Nomura's philosophy of raising more questions than answers every time a new game comes out has resulted in a series that's gone full retard levels we didn't know were even possible.

Fallout 4, it's also full of plotholes because of it.
A more competent writing team would have fixed them but then again a better team would have never made such a stupid story.

Chrono Cross and it's retarded info dump near the end to justify it's connections to Trigger.

Kingdom Hearts is an example of a series that went on for way too long. By the time Kingdom Hearts 2 ended the series was a little weird but the story reached a satisfying conclusion. Sora wanted to go on an adventure. He did. Riku wanted to see the world outside the islands. He did. Kairi. King Mickey wanted to know why worlds were disappearing. He found out. Donald and Goofy wanted to find their missing king. They did. Ansem was dead. Xemnas was dead. Roxas and Namine found closure. The Orgy was gone. The main threads of the story were put to a close. At best there should've been an entirely new adventure divorced from the events of the previous games...

AND THEN

it turns out killing Xehanorts ghost and zombie just brings him back to life. Somehow. And also he can time travel! Except like it's a causal loop so he knows how history would play out. And also he made a bunch of robots so he can make an army of himself by taking a bunch of ghosts from across history. This is just a thing he can do. Disney worlds don't matter and never did. The Final Fantasy characters, literally half the reason this series exists, matter even less. They weren't even included in base KH3. All of KH3 is solving the bullshit from all of those portable games Nomura was using as money generators until he could figure out what KH3 was supposed to be.

Five Nights at Freddy's is batshit fucking insane on a level that only Kojima can rival

Gee, that sounds familiar. What "game" is this from?

And then instigating a war with a lesser nation and telling your own people that if they want life to return to normal they have to fight in said war? Oh wait, pretty sure that's the unreleased sequel.

Wow

Convoluted, but I would say it's necessary to really capture the espionage and government conspiracy spirit.

>Rapefugees
>Barbarians

I know they fit the definition in some sense but i think of warriors to an extent when i think of barbarians. Vikings might've been sea niggers but atleast they could swim/row a boat without being whipped to do so and could build them too. Meanwhile niggers can only kill for short term gain.

> brother! I was on your side the entire time. I wanted you to destroy the robots that were ruling the world. But rather than help you in the form of help I decided to pretend to die. Then take your dead brother's arm and glue it on to myself. Then use tiny robots to hypnotize myself into believing I was possessed by your dead brother's ghost so that the robots that run the world think that were enemies even though we're actually friends although you don't know it's because I have a crush on your father. So I'll intentionally subvert the robots to make my own business until I can take over the system. The robots will be so mad at me that it'll leave an opening for you to break them because I was banking on you guys finding a Super Genius girl who can write a virus that can break the computers at like 13 years old. I'm not going to tell you any of this. I'm going to let you figure it all out on your own because I'm banking on the idea that you'll save the world for no other reason than spite and to fuck me over. And then we can beat each other up and let loose all of our internalized aggression against each other because it's the only way you'll ever pay attention to me

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>video game thread? Well we can't have that!

Off the top of my head in no particular order

World of Warcraft

Assassins Creed

Overwatch

Kingdom Hearts

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This is the one that actually works. The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past narrating Kingdom Hearts lore would work.
>THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A LONG TIME, SO YOU MAY WANT TO GET SOME SNACKS

What is Assassin's Creed even about anymore? I know the first couple games were about scientist using genetic memory to find a bunch of do-dads that might save the world from a solar flare and that there are gods apparently but after the world was saved they are still making these games. Is genetic memory still a thing or did they just drop the pretense?

Kingdom hearts as just supposed to be about a kid saving his girlfriend but Disney wouldn't allow Sora and Kairi to kiss onscreen so they invented the whole heart thing.

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