Why?

Why?

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She is the mother of monsters.

Thor has a body building physique. OP, if your daddy wasn't such a limp wristed faggot bitch, you would know what a real man looks like.

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Left: to trigger incels
Right: because that's what a notoriously violent and drunk asshole looks like

Amerimutts playerbase or woke dev

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She cute

god of war portrays gods as the degenerate psychopaths they come across as in their stories, I'm fine with this

Obsessed lmao

>His vengeance against the Gods of Olympus years behind him, Kratos now lives as a man in the realm of Norse Gods and monsters.

The game literally treats Ancient Greek mythology and Norse Mythology as equally canon. If you were expecting accuracy, I don't know what to tell you.

they always put black woman white male in every single piece of media now.

Why does Thor look like the norf fc meme

Northern Gods are precisely the type for this body shape. Thor in particular "eats and drinks ferociously, consuming entire animals and three casks of mead"

why would a god gain weight?

This is what happens when you fire all the men in the studio and hire the cheapest women prostitutes you can get to write a game, I wouldn't be surprised if Odin is also black, if they throw a transoid in somehow and if kratos dies in the second mission overpowered by the Viking black asexual woman

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Don't care. The new GoW was shit and I have no interest in the sequel.

show me 1 fat bodybuilder

Why the girl is a she-nig then?

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I hate this shit. Imagine some people just going into your mythology and tear it apart like this.

If Sekiro 2 is going to happen FROM should stick with Japan territory only.

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Do you only associate Thor with the Marvel version?
That's pathetic.

Kek and saved

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>Call Thor a fat gobber in the game
>"WHY IS HE FAT?"
Why did this surprise anyone?

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wtf he's literally so fat????

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the devs are gay

retard
you're thinking of strongmen, not body builders
and even they aren't that fat

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>Drinks the entire ocean
>Eats a full goat every day

No wonder he is built like a tank.

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they're just as muscular as bodybuilders. they just don't through the preening cut phases.

never said fat, but here you go faggot.

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The idiocy of hiding his neck and shoulders, I swear to God.

Other posters a retard since it's not a bodybuilding physique at all
It's closer to powerlifting/strength training

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Watch this talk by Yuri Bezmenov
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9TviIuXPSE

Body builders clearly have pectorals, GOW Thor has saggy tits
He's not strong fat, just fat

If you want to play with words then fine. I said Body building Physique, not body builder. Autistic faggot

that's just bulking up. you need to eat shittons to gain more muscle. but he isn't fat. those arms are solid as hell.

Strongfat is still fat

those soft titties are definitely not a bodybuilder's physique.

He looks... swollen.

Pandering to fat fucks is worse than pandering to niggers because at least fat fucks have a choice in whether or not they're a burden on society.

Its very clear this is for the players.

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In Canada our Prime Minister greeted refugees at the airport. This world needs compassion and unity not hate and tribalism.

We are 7 billion people on a rock spinning at 30 km/s in the nothingness of space it would do us well to get along.

Stop pretending this is he case. Strongmen have defined pectorals. This Thor does not. If I recall right, Thor is meant to be a fat fuck, because it's post-Jormangandr. He's a lazy retired fat fuck on purpose.

So go lift some weights you fat piece of shit.

>pandering to niggers
yes cause we like a bedwench for white men, kill yourself dying out cracker

Only way this will turn out kino is if Angrboda is a girl that Tyr brought from Egypt and it will lead into an Egypt series.

Nigger

bloatmaxxing is the way to be a real man, also
>captcha MCGAY

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE HISTORICALLY INACCURATE UNLESS ITS SHAMELESS COOMBAIT FOR PEDOPHILES

Nigger

thor lowered the water level of the ocean because he thought it was mead

This always bugged me and I'm surprised so few people give a fuck. He's Greek and fought the Greek pantheon, how can he just go to the Norse realm as if he was going from USA to Canada?

Just because someone calls you fat doesnt mean youre fat. Everyone calls me things like fat fuck, obese shithead, rancid gargantuan monster, gluttonous beast. But I know I am not a fat.

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Not a bodybuilder kek. This guy will never win something with this shape.

He was bulking. Look at Jay in stage.

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white supremacist

unironically your a nigger

watch another marvel film user you're underage

Yes

Yeah. The developers are obsessed.

Quite a few chiseled jawline in there...
..sinewy arms....
........adams apples.......
........

Cant argue with that shite.

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Next game he'll be fighting the Hindu Gods, and Vishnu will be a white European.

>shite
cringe irish

>He was bulking. Look at Jay in stage.
Shit, i misread the question, yeah, honestly fat thor shoud have more defined pecs, delts and big joocy forearms, then it'd be alright

yup, if you don't maintain it, it'll go directly to your gut