Hey boyos I need to lose a lot of weight before I go meet my e-gf. We met on Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel. It's been two weeks since I've met her and I've decided to surprise her by driving to her house next month. She doesn't even know that I have her address. Heck she doesn't even know that I like her like that! The thing is she just turned 19 and I'm 32 so I really need to look good for her!
So what game do I play? Wii Sports or something? The cheaper the better because I can't afford much on my Uber Eats salary. Thanks!
Best weight loss games?
Oliver Murphy
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Thomas Reed
Just eat less food bro
Jordan Ortiz
I was listening to mpmd and he said that can cause muscle loss. I want to look attractive not like some onion boy.
Carter Hill
it's ok advice but there is better
Angel Harris
>pass user since 2021
woah we got a payin customer over here! Roll out the red carpet boys! No captcha for this king!
Gavin Ortiz
The old saying goes "Abs are made in the kitchen"
You're fat because you eat more than you use. Eat less. Its that simple. You don't even need to work out unless you want to build muscle.
Robert Parker
Well, I don't mean to brag. But I like to enjoy my captcha-free posting.
Nathaniel Reyes
Are we just not going to mention it, or
Austin Ramirez
what
Anthony Robinson
Good point, I guess I will.
PLANNING PLANNING PLANNING PLANNING
Proper Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance!
Don't just decide to drive there and show up, have a plan, have a full gas tank, recon the area, make secondary plans, etc. Have equipment, practice with it. Know entrances, exits, local roads, etc.
Oliver Rogers
Stop making excuses you fat cunt. Eat less.
David Young
What?! I'm not a fucking psycho. I got her phone number off her telegram account and used it to find her facebook. Sadly her address was private but luckily I found her mom's account which had the address public. I know she lives with her mom because she complains about how mean her mom is.
Ethan Bailey
Hunter Wood
I tried to play that game but it was right next to hot topic and the goth kids kept making fun of me. I contacted the mall manager but he didn't do anything about it. Doesn't really matter since the game is over price anyway.
Ryan Myers
I'd fuck him.
Adam Robinson
By the way I'm also a Youtuber. I wasn't going to post my channel because I didn't want to get any special treatment. Normally I post on reddit and have heard that Any Forums gives influencers preferred treatment. If someone wants to donate a game or money for a game I am currently taking donations.
youtube.com
Nicholas Powell
sent ;)
Luke Murphy
this guy is actually smart. he spaced out his teeth so he can fit even more food in his mouth
Jeremiah Perry
>e-gf
She will be 10x uglier and fatter in person, just so you know.
Carter Watson
Eat veggies drink lots of water.
Don't consume sugar.
Try not to reduce your food intake to zero or it will fuck up your metabolism.
Levi Richardson
Is barnacles trying to lose weight or something
Dylan Flores
Honestly a great way if you can't be bothered to do normal cardio