As a raging fat fetishist, give me one reason why I shouldn't devote myself to Slaanesh.
As a raging fat fetishist, give me one reason why I shouldn't devote myself to Slaanesh
Samuel Price
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Jayden Nguyen
Serving Chaos is rarely worth it, and never as fun as it sounds
Nathan Jackson
1 fap per day is enogh, i want to become a paladin tho, how do i start
Cameron Lee
Cut of your dick
Angel Wilson
ah going for the asxual alien look
someone knows
David Garcia
Pathetic. My first playthrough will be Kislev.
Adam Rogers
As a fat fetishist, you're worshipping the wrong Chaos God.
Papa Nurgle is all about sitting on your ass bloating up ever larger.
Slaanesh is all about excess. If you aren't the one causing the excess, you're being stripped of your flesh so your cries can echo throughout the realms of chaos and Slaanesh can have a good chuckle.
Nathaniel Fisher
Luke Lee
Nurgle is for fat lovers
Adrian Morris
>slaanesh
>fat
As expected of chaostards
Ethan Rogers
united necrons vs united orks with krorks and primeorks
who wins?
Eli Parker
Slaanesh also has perfection/obsession in his portfolio. Someone who obsessively strives to the perfectly fetishized obese form would fit right in.
Carter Perez
>Slaanesh
It's a man.
Hudson Green
Okay, play your age of shitmar ass bears.
I actually couldn't care less and I hope you have with them. I'm stuck waiting for mortal empires and then a chaos warrior rework, hopefully
Liam Morris
Because Nurgle is the fatty
Grayson Bell
those aren't fat, they're bloated
stomach mouths were a mistake
Josiah Reyes
Khorne: retards
Tzeench: schizos
Nurgle: Neets
Slaneesh: trannies
Jayden Martinez
there's no tiddies on launch, gotta wait for mods. Also Nurgle is the fat boy
Xavier Ortiz
Orks by a landslide.
Colton Davis
N'kari literally has a tit in that pic
Ryan Howard
Nurgle will treat you better.
Hunter Stewart
40k was never about tiddies you fucking mongoloid weeb. Get OUT
Jacob Anderson
na, there are neets who go with differents chaos gods
nurgles are just fat losers that eat alot and dont move
Leo Gonzalez
Slaanesh doesn't tolerate fat and ugly people, you're going to need to go with Grandfather if fetid corpulence is your desire.
Thomas Hill
The presence of Kr'ork will make the orks even orkier. You'd end up with only Kr'orks. Even united, the necrons are still suffering from flayer viruses, failing minds from the ages, and many lost tombworlds that have been razed or fallen into star/blackholes/been-teleported-away-by-shenngians. AND, after the war in heaven and the necrons went to sleep, Eldar spent a while hunting down and burning known tombworlds.
My money's ON DA' BIGGEST, GREENEST, MEANEST BOYZ.
Carter Reed
The monotit they put on everything is retarded.
It doesn't look like a product of excess, it just looks like a "please don't complain" symbolic move. Look, we added tits to everything. Now you can't say we've got the sensibilities of prudish hags.
Jeremiah Reyes
>As a raging fat fetishist, give me one reason why I shouldn't devote myself to Slaanesh.
The soul...
The soul...
William Adams
this is fantasy
Jason Evans
as a raging fat fetishist, you should devote yourself to a shotgun slug in your brain.
Angel Nguyen
Chaos Undivided: Schizo retarded neet trannies?
Jaxson Campbell
The true Any Forums faction
James Peterson
Stomach mouths are fine, just over used by the design teams on GW models, and CA modellers.
And getting so fat that you spend months or even years just lazy in glorious idle stagnation is gonna rot and bloat your flesh.
Fat-fags belong to Nurgle.
Slaanesh would just torture them all.
Hunter Cooper
Aren't there a slaanesh daemon planet in 40k that is actually a curled fat dude?
Joseph Roberts
It's a 40k thread now. Don't fight it. It's already done.
David Williams
But I'm a cardio freak and love exercise. I think he has a good way of dealing with the weak.