Why is there no news about anyone molesting someone in Valve?

Why is there no news about anyone molesting someone in Valve?
All the major companies like EA, Ubisoft, Activison Blizzard and the others have such news on weekly basis.

But not Valve.

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Gabe eats anyone who makes accusations.

Because those stories are made up by Wall Street vultures to manipulate market prices.

They're too fucking lazy to molest anyone.

They make it up by molesting their player base on a daily basis

This. If your company isn't publicly traded, you'll notice there isn't nearly as many, if any, controversies. It's all a conspiracy.

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Valve only hires talented people.
Consequently, there's very few women working there, and those that do, you would not want to molest.

Its not like there is not cases of abuse but so far there were no economical interests to unveil them

Here at Valve we have no solid hierarchy with no real manager or formal positions. Our employees are free to do as they wish and work on projects when they want to, that includes forming and dissolving groups freely.
This includes rape. Anyone can be raped. Anyone can do the raping and stop the raping. There really is no seniority, so everyone is on the same level for rape.

>Valve only hires talented people.
But they hired Icefraud.

They have a flat management structure

>Valve only hires talented people.

What is Artifact
What is Underlords
What is TF2 infested with bots and cheaters
What is the current state of Dota 2

They got bored with Artifact. It's been known that Valve employees work on whatever they find interesting. That wasn't interesting (ie shit)
Again, bored
Bored
BORED

Nice excuse gabenshill

Valve has employees? News to me?

Sorry you're living in the past like some dumb nigger. Maybe you'll pine for the future like a true man, fag.

Because they have a strict "snitches get stitches" policy.

>Why is there no news about anyone molesting someone in Valve?
Valve is a private company.
Most of the sexual harassment shit goes down in publicly traded company. I'll let you ponder why that is.

Cope harder gabenshill.
Valve didn't make a single good game since HL2.

with artifact they tried something different and failed miserably - it happens
underlords was a flash in a pan, entire autochess fad disappeared as quickly as it emerged
tf2 is over a decade old and was an incredible success
dota 2's main problem is its community

Valve has a single employee who just resets the servers on Tuesday evenings.

>community that funds TIs and valve (that gets 2/3 of the compendium donations) is somehow a problem
Retard.