Game has TOO MANY controls

>game has TOO MANY controls

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Op has too few neurons

troomer zoomer noomer got filtered by a game made for zoomers

>changing weapons every .5 seconds
>dashing every 2 seconds
>chainsawing for ammo every 3 seconds
>flaming plebs for shield every 3 seconds
>this is what zoomers consider fun

If this is the future of gaming then I am out.

>changing weapons every .5 seconds
Optional and suboptimal
>dashing every 2 seconds
optional and unnecessary
>chainsawing for ammo every 3 seconds
optional and a sign of shit ammo management
>flaming plebs for shield every 3 seconds
optional even on Nightmare but is optimal. The cooldown is much longer than 3 seconds though

Basically, you are retarded and bad at games.

> Optional and suboptimal
You literally run out of all ammo every 2 enemies if you play on hard. You’re forced to juggle weapons and chainsaw regularly.

This is why the originals are still better. These autism movements in FPS needs to end already. People shitted on cod for it and wanted it to go back to modern warfare for a reason. Its okay if one or two shooters decide to buck the trends but it became a fucking trend for all these FPS to have this shit. Doom is especially jarring because he's supposed to be about running around shooting demons not jumping around shooting them.

wanna know how i know you play on easy mode lmao

ITS NOT JUST "FUN".

ITS SUPER-MEGA-ULTRA FUN.

Fuck, it was such a breath of fresh air to play an FPS with actual motherfucking FAST ACTION.

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i've never played above ultraviolence nor do i have any desire to but i thought constantly switching weapons was peak meta since it bypasses any and all animations

pretty sure it's displayed as a hint in load screens even

>pressing buttons bad
>i want to hold hamburger in one hand and gamepad in another while pressing rt once in a while
You realise that everything you listed was in d16 right

>pretty sure it's displayed as a hint in load screens even

it is, during load screens and in the "tips" section.

Go play cod if you want just point and shoot like braided retard

>You literally run out of all ammo every 2 enemies if you play on hard.
No you don't retard. Higher difficulties don't affect enemy hp

LA Noire should be game in your taste.
Or Death Stranding.

>Optional and suboptimal
optional? yes
suboptimal? fuck no lmao you are retarded

Don't forget that you need a tutorial popup for all of those

>disable tutorial in options
>????
Huh

>Death Stranding
>you need to keep your hands on both triggers to balance all of the time
>Any Forums proves they do not play videogames once again

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>disable tutorial in options
>now don't know what to do because the game throws 10 billion whacky zany omg epics abilities at you
Great game design
What made the original Doom so succesful is that it's simple, point and shoot, and it fucking works

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words cannot express how glad i am to not know how you walk in death stranding.

Its not just great game design.
Its the PERFECT game design.

>a noob? here, have tips
>not a noob? no tips for you

>>now don't know what to do because the game throws 10 billion whacky zany omg epics abilities at you
>retard is unable to experiment and finding out stuff on his own
>retard is unable to check the codex for tutorials
>retard needs to be told what this thingy does
>omg frag grenade WHAT DOES IT DOO???!!!
Imagine being an actionlet. Nigger do you even play videogames

But pictures can
Here is one

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are you sure using two buttons to walk isnt to hard for you?
maybe turn the difficulty down a bit.
maybe the character will walk by itself, and you can just watch it.

Yes, because the thing I want to do most in an "action game" is spend my fucking time reading tutorials
I'd get it if it was a game like Deus Ex, but it's not, it's supposed to be Doom, but it feels more like a Disneyland ride for the mentally retarded

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>spend my fucking time reading tutorials
>>>now don't know what to do because the game throws 10 billion whacky zany omg epics abilities at you
Retard alert
>I'd get it if it was a game like Deus Ex, but it's not, it's supposed to be Doom,
>dewm must always be lmb + w fest
Imagine being too retarded for an fps game aka the most braindead genre

>i hate death stranding
>have you played it?
>no, youtube man said it’s boring
You do you user

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The point is
>.5 second
You don't switch weapons every half a second. You switch it as necessary. SSH > Ballista loop is the only thing you'd do this quickly and it's short-range. There's no point in switching off chaingun after firing it for half a second.
SSH > Ballista loop is very powerful but optional even on Nightmare.

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>Doom is a Disney land ride for the mentally retarded
This is the most accurate description i have ever heard of DooM

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