ITT: video games where both sides are losers

ITT: video games where both sides are losers

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Vegeta has beat goku in every fight they've been in

But then he loses to tons of enemies Goku beats. How does that work?

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OP is wrong and you're correct. the score is 2-0. Vegeta is 2-0 vs Goku. As in Vegeta won twice. Vegeta beat Goku two times. Vegeta=2 wins, Goku=0 wins. Vegeta won 2 times. Vegeta won twice. Vegeta beat Goku once and then once more for a total of two times. Goku has never beaten or won against Vegeta. Vegeta beat and won against Goku twice. Two times. Not just once but twice that Vegeta won. Goku has 0 (zero) wins against Vegeta, while Vegeta has 2 (two) wins against Goku. Is there anything about this that is unclear?

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Wait a second now, so you are basically saying vegeta won? Two times and goku lost to vegeta who won 2 times not even just once but twice?

now let's go through score, shall we?

the undeniable a priori truth of Dragon Ball that Prince Bejita has defeated his vassal Tardku twice in battle, whereas Tardku has never defeated Bejita. In their first encounter, The Prince completely brutalizes his vassal, breaking every single bone in Tardku's body until he literally passes out from the pain, satisfying the K.O. condition for victory. He is forced to lie on the ground doing fucking nothing for the remainder of Bejita's campaign on Earth, while his own son and his best friend are both getting mauled by Bejita. Tardku later admits that he was completely outclassed and defeated by Bejita, and begs Kuririn to spare Bejita, because he was butthurt about losing to him and wants the salty runback.

However, a rematch would not happen for a long time, presumably because Tardku was traumatized from the loss and did not want to challenge Bejita until he was a million times stronger than him. However, Bejita eventually forces the rematch by threatening to blow up innocent people until Tardku accepts (rumors say that Bejita actually threatened to never kiss Chi-Chi, however this has not been confirmed by Toriyama). In their second battle, Tardku naively lets his guard down, foolishly believing their duel was over. The Prince, who is not known to play by arbitrary rules and honorfaggotry, cleverly exploits this, and proceeds to knock a distracted Tardku out from behind, once again satisfying the K.O. condition for victory.

now declare the score

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Do they job to each other for a draw?

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