Game has evil route

fuck birds
why do people cry when based cats kill these little shits

Just because birds are dicks doesn't mean cats aren't bad too. That’s like saying import Muslims to keep the gays in check.

Birds are the niggers of animals

I would much rather have a binary good or evil system in a game over the mush of morally grey boringness that seems to be becoming the norm. Heroes and Villians are interesting because they at the extremes, getting to either end state is the fun part of morality systems.

>Game sells its "evil" option as "doing whatever it takes" and "for the greater good"
>Outcomes are almost universally worse than just being a boy scout

most birds are fine
pic related however are the niggers of the animal kingdom. they just gang up on other birds and kill them. why? because they're fucking cunts.
I throw rocks at them.

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impressive
>Game has blind NPCs

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Cats and birds are both nice, there's no need to fight.

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All birds are good birds. Parrots are sorta cunty, and corvids can be too, but most other birds are basically cats with feathers.

birds are the _____ of animals

birds are the birds of animals.

>all birds are good
>birds are like cats
then they're not all good

How many games even are there where being a dick when it's convenient actually nets you greater rewards and power in the long run, though of course as the cost of turning more people against you?

Every time I think I'd like a bird as a pet one day I see this and don't know if i could deal with this amount of assholery every day

Reminder that these are dinosaurs. Oh how the turn tables.

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All cats are good cats. What are you, some kind of shitbull?

"do you feel in charge?"

They're better than dinosaurs

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Get a finch (or a dozen). They're low maintenance and very friendly. They're too dumb to be assholes too, so that's a plus.

Sandbox survival crafting game
There's too many that suck and are gaytarded and only basically one or two matter but every retard likes them for some reason

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no, just that most cats i've seen were boring or assholes which makes me think that they're not all good as you say

Why would you ever own a cockatoo over a cockatiel?

Because cockatoos are cool, cockatiels drool.

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>hey sonny could you go find my puppy he's in low level forest 2
>evil route
>stab the old man burn down his home then rob his children
>get 10 gold
>good route
>go find puppy
>hey thanks sonny as a reward here have my old sword it's rusty and chipped but if you fix it up nice at the late game blacksmith it'll be the best sword in the game

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Cockatoo talons typed this post.

It always annoys me how being good in games is always objectively the best option. Why give me the option to be evil if there's no reason to be?

why did they evolve to be so smart? birds are generally dumb as rocks

Birds are actually quite intelligent

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nah, corvids are something else entirely

>pic related however are the niggers of the animal kingdom.
These swoop at my cats when they're running through the open and man do they get slow deaths when the cats get a hold of one

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