NINTENDO BUYS Any Forums FOR 69 BILLION (YOU)s

>NINTENDO BUYS Any Forums FOR 69 BILLION (YOU)s

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Did that a while ago, considering how much this place fellates them

mario if he realistic

Why would they need to buy it?
The jannies already do it for free.

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haha mario is a cuck

Then I would be at least a 6% shareholder.

>69 billion (you)s
There haven't even been that many (You)s printed on Any Forums. Let's do the math.
>roughly 587,140,000 posts
>if EVERY post EVER POSTED had 100 (You)s there would only be 58 billion (You)s

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But Marios just a plumber hes not in a relationship with peach

>major company buys Any Forums
>gets rid of all the "troublesome" boards
>reddit level moderation on the boards that are left
>not more anonymous posts
>you will sign up to post
tfw

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>>not more anonymous posts
>>you will sign up to post
won't that jsut remove almost half the userbase of this site?

Lol no. Way more than half.

>he thinks a corporate overlord would want 90% of the current users here
they would pop champagne bottles if they bought this place and got rid of half of the existing user base

If it happens, sounds like Any Forums would become the next Miiverse, and likely end up about the same. Sure, you wouldn't be able to go user anymore so no 7 gorillion proxies to piss in an ocean of piss anymore. But if you actually saw what Miiverse was like, that's basically what Any Forums would be like if Nintendo took it over.

1 math is wrong,
2 its still theoretically possible for there to have been 69 billion (you)s out of 587 million posts, if the latter posts (you) several dozen people per post, since (you)s didnt appear for the first eight years of Any Forums

Why is Mario taking a showet with Bowser?

fucking faggot janitor cuck

wouldnt you?

>gets banned
>reason: cussing

>Nintendo buys Any Forums
>No way to communicate with anybody like nintendo's online service
>"Just use discord bro"

>"I don't think their last game was very good"
>you've been banned
>reason: racism/sexism

1. The math is not wrong.
587 million * 100 (You)s per post = 58 billion (You)s

2. Irrelevant. The point of my post is that it's extremely improbable for 69 billion (You)s have been distributed on Any Forums to date.

Nintendo doesn't own this site? Considering what's posted here I thought otherwise