What was his problem?
Elden Ring
Cameron Hernandez
Nicholas Wright
He's a tsundere that wants to be your maiden.
Chase Wilson
Because we're the Tarnished.
Nathaniel Fisher
He's a Dark Souls NPC
Liam Green
MIYAZAKI YOU LAZY JAP!
ENOUGH OF THIS GOTHIC FANTASY CRAP!
I WANT ANGLO-SAXONS NOW
CHAINMAIL UNDER GILDED BROW
VENDEL, VALSGARDE, GJERMUNDBU,
COPPERGATE AND SUTTON HOO
SWORD AND SHIELD AND AXE AND SPEAR
MAGIC IS FOR FUCKING QUEERS
VIKING HUSCARLS AND SAXON THEGNS
SON OF GOD SPILLS ODIN'S BRAINS
HYPE FOR THESE GAMES IS SO LAME
ALL OF FROMSOFT'S ARE THE SAME
BLOODBORNE, SEKIRO, DEMON'S SOULS
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE YOU REDDIT FOOLS
GIVE ME DARK AGES AND GIVE THEM ROUGH
OR I'LL PROVE TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH!
Jaxson Morales
>Anglofags
Oliver Morris
When I have absolute incontrovertible proof that this armor set is wearable in-game I will stop making shitposts about my favorite medieval armor types, until then there's still 22 days left
Cameron Ross
Hates incels
You're really becoming an ultra sperg. Angloids are hilarious
Ryder Lee
He's biased to the current monarchy and seethes at the idea of you ruling him.
Daniel Allen
you need to elden ring up some maidens on your dick, niggaa~
Angel Jackson
kill yourself
Jason Reyes
>Angloids
I'm actually not English I'm an Irish-American I just like the dark ages aesthetic
Josiah Parker
you will never be irish, amerimutt.
fucking gas yourself.
Jace Nguyen
You will die over and over xD
Charles Bell
Too based for this world.
Austin Long
>What was his problem?
gamers. this is called gatekeeping
Jose Cox
>have 100% Irish ancestry going back since before they kept records
>some fucking protestant calls me a mutt because he literally cannot stop thinking about Americans for one second
Colton Baker
Y-you're maidenless.
Parker Hughes
shockingly based.
Logan Watson
>his
Dylan Lee
Classic mut confused about its identity
Wyatt Gray
You will never be irish, you have no roots, you have no culture, you are a blob twisted by corn syrup and circumcision. your family will use a horse crematorium when they bury you.
Jonathan Davis
>spoon
Xavier Nelson
This mentally ill anglosuxxon cretin is becoming more obnoxious than shazamfaggots.
Zachary Stewart
I mean if he at least used a good Irish insult like mick or paddy or papist or something, preferably with a Thomas Nast cartoon posted with it, it would have been good banter, but it's always the same fucking boring ass mutt insult, not even the fun ones with the charts and the ominous spanish names like "la luz extinguido" those ones always make me laugh
Cooper Moore
Miyazaki if you want me to buy your little video game there are two conditions. Firstly, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Shazam is. All you need to do is make a good game, tard wrangle GRRM, and add big tits to the waifus when we have a good day. Second condition, my achievements. You can keep them. All I ask for my services is the right to wear the Northern Mercenary armor. An Anglo, a Saxon only. How and why are my business. Now if you don't like either of those conditions you're on your own. So go ahead, tone down the difficulty for journos, or appeal to SJWs with nonbinary body types, or place an RCE exploit in the middle of an invasion for all I care, but I've played too many games without Anglo-Saxon roleplaying options to fall for any more internet hype trains, okay?
John Martin
Noah Nguyen
When I finally find the Blackpowder Weapons, I'm coming back to blast this guy in the ass.
Tyler Powell
can't wait for elden ring to come out and brick my pc.
Christopher Murphy
>Miyazaki wrote this dude's lines
M-Miyazaki-sama???
Dominic Hughes
you're not fucking irish retard.
you never will be.
Justin Wilson
AHEM
>It doesn't NEED to support VR
>It doesn't NEED to have ingame horse stacking mechanics
>it doesn't NEED a physical copy with a disk slightly larger than standard so you can't play it
>it doesn't NEED the Moonlight Greatsword
>it doesn't NEED to detect if you have a pet cat and reward you ingame
>it doesn't NEED a Dragon Quest XI crossover
>it doesn't NEED playable Yeezus
>it doesn't NEED a double jump
>it doesn't NEED the ability to climb on anything like Dragon's Dogma
>it doesn't NEED to wipe my own ass for me
>it doesn't NEED huh? what? where am i?
>it doesn't NEED to be a stealth Armored Core game where the veneer falls off after 3 hours
>it doesn't NEED For Speed: Hot Pursuit
>it doesn't NEED to make Demon's Souls canon
>it doesn't NEED to have hidden EDM tracks in the OST
>It doesn't NEED a Gwynevere dakimakura as a preorder bonus
>It doesn't NEED innovative copypasta
>It doesn't NEED simulated bones
>It doesn't NEED to be recommended by 9/10 dentists
>It doesnt MATTER that the character creator doesn't have stink sliders
>It doesnt MATTER that there's a bit too much brown in the color palette
>It doesnt MATTER that you wouldn't download a car
>It doesnt MATTER that it's not getting a Switch port
>It doesnt MATTER that you can't freeze to death by going too high
>It doesnt MATTER that there's no backwards compatibility with the PS2 version
>It doesnt MATTER that you can't impregnate the Maiden
>It doesn't NEED blatant implementation of Miyazaki's fetishes
>It doesn't NEED realtime farming mechanics
>It doesnt MATTER that it retroactively changes the ending to Game of Thrones
>It doesnt MATTER that Dark Souls 3 is better than 2
*YOU ARE NOW HERE*
>it doesn't NEED to have more Fist weapons than any other type
>It doesn’t NEED to have the NPCs throw you a little party if you play on your birthday
>It doesn’t NEED to make you read the whole post
>it doesn't NEED an anime adaptation
>it doesn't NEED a balanced breakfast
>it doesn't NEED to be a game