>blocks your path
wut do
Blocks your path
hug passionately
>literal fish
disgusting
entertain her forwardness out of pity since she'll be dead in an hour or so.
let her sit on my face
Piss myself so all the water around us turns yellow.
mate with the fish
Find some like-minded individuals and bukkake the living fuck out of her
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How do you bukkake someone underwater?
With great skill and dexterity
You know what I just realized? As a kid, it's implied that Link doesn't understand marriage. But then as an adult, he visibly cringes at this statement.
Did Link mature mentally as well as physically in those 7 years?
Stupid erotic female fish belly
No, his mind is still in its state it was 7 years prior, and it was more of a gasp/taken aback thing than a cringe.
Everyone knows Link doesn't have a penis anyway.
Mogged by Mipha
link was about to get his dick wet and then she dies
saddest moment in vidya history
Why didn't ganondorf groom ruto to rape link?
>link was about to get his dick wet
What do you mean, he was underwater already?
imagine being in a relationship with a fish, I mean wouldn’t that be weird haha
user means he would fuck ruto. He would have sexual intercourse with the fish lady. He would fuck her. He would put his penis inside her ambiguous orifice and make contact with her female genitals with the intent of consumating their marriage. He would reproduce with her, procreate, breed. He would comfort her biological imperative with his own. He would eject seminal fluid inside her innards with the intent of satisfying their sexual needs. He would cream her pie. Dick in pussy. Rut the ruto. Sheate the master sword inside her lost woods. Pee pee in vagoo. Sex.
Navi > Saria > Ruto > Zelda > Malon > Nabooru
She's got the Tifa face. Big eyes, dangly earrings, comfy grin.
The reaction was meant to show Link being surprised he was suppose to marry her. But yeah, theres a lack of continuum between the two scenes. The point is not to think about it.