This guy walks up to your frisk checkpoint with his pants full of wrenches, hammers, lead pipes...

This guy walks up to your frisk checkpoint with his pants full of wrenches, hammers, lead pipes, and all kinds of other blunt objects. What do you do?

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No guns and no knives?
>You're free to go, sir

All perfectly normal items to carry. Go ahead sir and don't forget your 15 cans of spaghetti.

how the hell does he keep his pants up

Specially made ICA belt

With the throbbing erection he gets at the thought of what he's abour to do.

>Oldman > Numan

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Confiscate his muffins. Otherwise he's free to go.

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>Hello Numan
>Hello Constant

Gotta check you whitebread
Aight cool

I spread my cheeks for Johnny Sins

MR WORLDWIDE

DALE

lead pipe is an illegal item in Hitman 2, get fucked, baldie

>Freeze! Sir, stop right there!
>Don't you realize the installation of new lead pipe was outlawed by the city council in 1994? I'LL be taking this.

>walk up to guard
>place briefcase with folded katana inside on the ground next to us
>get frisked
>pick up briefcase and move on

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That's one aspect of NuHitman I really don't care for. The ridiculous amount of shit you can get away with during frisking.

I mean jesus, compare this to Contracts where a simple meat hook is enough to alert the guards to you (in a slaughterhouse no less)

They don't pay me enough to stand in his way.

>don't forget your 15 cans of spaghetti.
kek

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>"he has a fucking blueberry muffin!"
>"shoot him!!"

>drop briefcase
>"Huh..."
>guard walks up to random person
>"You there, check that out"
>"Affirmative"

>person walks away with the briefcase

Fuck off nu-hitmanman shill.

How do you knock someone out with a wine bottle without breaking it

this. Based guard friskman.

this thread is for people who actually played the game, user.

Don't swing it, stab the person on the back of the head with the butt of the bottle. Requires much more strength but the bottle has a better chance of surviving.
Alternatively, if you intend to use it as a weapon from the start, you could make a wine bottle that's much thicker than any bottle. Could even be a solid piece of glass.

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I like to tip the waiters/receptionists in this game with the coins by placing them on the table

I like to take the goofy guy on the street's coins in Marrakesh and Miami

Mythbusters did an episode where they tried to break a beer bottle on human head analogs, and it's a lot more difficult than you think