Why did Nintendo put this in a children's video game?

Why did Nintendo put this in a children's video game?

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Because children see their parents naked when they shower and bath with them, not only that kids suck on their mommies titties and also stroked their whole body against her vaginal walls when they came out.

fpbp

dayum ho this white bitch got a fat ass

Way to point out the obvious.

Street Fighter is a kids game, and had Cammy and Chun Li in it
Kys chud

This is ok because you can easily see that when you go to the mall / play in the streets with the neighbors.

To teach them how to respect women.

How brown do you have to be to think like this?

>Aaaah no a booty, jewishman save meeee

god this board is shit now

>now
Here's your (you)

Fatty running

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Jesus

For me to masturbate

>fantasy setting
>yoga pants

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>now
has been for years, mate

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Any Forums was never good you stupid and ignorant newfag cunt

why is link not fucking this semen demon 24/7?

I think they're meant to be riding breeches

They're breeches you retard. For horse riding.

Yeah I bet she rides horses

>fantasy setting
>wearing clothing that didn't exist until at the earliest the very end of the 1800s

What? A butt? You coomer brains are retarded.

God she is by far the shittiest Zelda in the series. I hate that we have to have another game with that whiny cunt

>complaining about a piece of clothing being too modern
>the game has a literal tablet

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Because she'd look very weird without any ass definition.

Sexuality aside, we have comically large asses so we can be bipedal. Deal with it.

Why were you playing a video game for children?

She's the hottest though

She's the nasty basic white bitch you find at Starbucks

Hyrule went from super technologically advanced, to medieval for tens of thousands of years, then Technologically advanced then medieval again.

It ain't Earth. Not ours anyway. Fashion can be literally anything.

Na TP is hottest, followed by BOTW then OOT.

>ignores the godzillia size ancient weapons for some women's booty pants

TP Zelda

Gods I'd fuck the shit out of her... if you catch my drift.

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I want to impregnate a zelda

that was modded in, user

>TP
Lemme guess, mommy issues?

More likely because she's classically beautiful. BotW Zelda is literally a Zelda for zoomer tastes

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Nope

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I want to deepthroat OoT Zelda ears

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because its the ideal female body

Na she just looks attractive that said she can breastfeed me haha

>can't go more than an hour without massive coomerbait threads
>complains about sexualized characters
I don't understand you people.

For me its Four Swords Zelda.

Nintendo has a track record of turning little kids into gooners

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Sexualization isn't the issue, it's sexualization that doesn't appeal to me personally.

>mommy issues
What does this even mean actually?

Gotta learn early that women are just sex objects and nothing more

because Nintendo is not full blown homo, and the Japanese part want to encourage young males to procreate with females.