>It is February 25, 2022
>You leave the theater after seeing Jackass Forever
>You pick up Elden Ring on your way home
>You boot up your last-gen console or outdated PC
>You crack open a can of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Hard Seltzer
>Yep, it’s gamer time.
It is February 25, 2022
Carter Hill
John Bennett
Thanks I also love the great taste and zero calories of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Hard Seltzer
David Scott
>can't buy regular baja blast
>but can buy shitty alcohol version of it
gaaay
Kevin Campbell
>Hard seltzer
Tranny
Christian Nguyen
I'll be playing horizon forbidden west not some redditor souls game that we've seen 18 iterations of. No thnx neckbeard
Owen Davis
when your stomach gives up but you wont, hard seltzer and rolaids
Michael Rogers
>zero sugar
Buying this unitonically next time I see it.
Elijah Morales
What is it with insecure men who think drinking a hard seltzer is like wearing a dress? They're tasty.
Alexander Rivera
Because they think feeling like you’re full after one drink is a badge of honor. Seltzers also don’t give me terrible headaches like beer does.
Easton Green
They literally taste like seltzer water with grain alcohol added that has that rubbing alcohol flavor.
It's like two totally seperate things
seltzer + alcohol
Beer doesn't feel like 2 different things.
Bentley Thompson
Heavy carbonation is for women, children, and fags
Austin Jenkins
>the theater
I'm not taking it
Caleb Moore
I can agree with this reasoning, I can never drink more than one or they start tasting like isopropyl
Dylan Garcia
For me it's Monster Zero Ultra.
Ryder Martin
I remember when you used to crack open a bear Any Forums, why have you forsaken tradition and embraced the alchypop?
Christian Young
All sounds right besides the trash garbage drink. I took the day off and gonna pick up some local mac and cheese place here and drink some iced tea and play after I see the movie
Ryan Sanchez
>>It is February 25, 2022
Not it isn't.
Easton Jones
This sounds like something that would be the worst parts of everything it's made up of.
Jonathan Fisher
Because all alcohol is a Jewish mind trick to lure you into willingly drinking poison that dilutes your mind so you are easier to herd and control while also draining your finances keeping you in a poorer state beneath them and destroy your health and body so you cannot work to achieve greatness to overcome them.
Gabriel Cook
Why not just have a beer at that point?
Charles Nelson
Have fun throwing out half of the variety pack because you have to buy these four flavors together.
Brayden Sullivan
you faggots are literally obsessed with troons. we can't even get like three posts into a thread without some faggot schizo talking about them
Benjamin Gonzalez
>mt dew
Mason Foster
I don't find them to be tasty honestly. I'm a beer and wine guy though, I find !most alcohol tastes like shit besides beer and wine.