Imagine being Neil Druckmann

Imagine being Neil Druckmann.
>You finish writing your sequel to what you look upon as your Magnum Opus.
>As you were writing the character of Abby, you felt a great sense of pride and accomplishment as you knew the mere existence of this character will have your name paraded amongst common households and you will be regarded as one of the greats on par with the likes of Hideo Kojima.
>As your game is about to release soon, your secretary interrupts you from your daily yoga session and informs you that one of the employees working on your new game has gone rogue and leaked MASSIVE amounts of spoilers and story details of key events in your game.
>The internet collectively freaks out and within the span of just a few seconds, your beloved game, your precious Abby and your name is the laughing stock of the entire internet.
>And the character you tried so damn hard to make likable, relatable and sympathetic is now regarded by 99% of the internet as one of the most hated video game characters since Micah Bell and Dimitri Rascalov.
>And you know that no amount of paid awards and shill reviews will ever replace that feeling of universal acclaim back in 2013 and you know you will never be regarded as one of the best writers in the industry. Just a hack on the same levels as that of Rian Johnson.
LMAO

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tl;dr at least paragraph your epic 4chun stories

honestly neil deserves his suffering
>Capcha is BR0YM
even the computer knows

>"At least reddit space your paragraphs you fucking Chud!"

People would've hated Abby even without the leaks.

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t.druckmann

He created a franchise that sold millions and millions of copies.

Meanwhile anonymous from Any Forums has created... a hateful trollpost on the video game board.

but i like micah bell and dmitri rascolov, they are the few interesting villians from rockstar's modern writing

abby of course is nothing but a 10/10 argument to how videogames can never be art.

Last of Us 2 is a better game than Last of Us 1. I don't think either are very good stories, the first one is a very by the number survivors tale, the second one a very by the numbers revenge story. There is sort of a tragedy to Last of Us 2, in that in terms of mechanics and presentations it's one of the most sophisticated linear games I've ever played. But what does all the great graphics and the great gore and the great gunplay and the great music serve? A story about two angry meatheads gunning down shitloads of zombies and soldiers for what's basically histories most drawn out catfight.

Imagine it's your first day at Naughty Dog.

The guy who's giving you the studio tour, let's call him "Mark", gives you a wry grin and says "We're all naughty dogs here" as he leads you down a bright orange corridor.
"Here's the kennel" he points out and points out the break room, "And down here is the dog bowl. That's what we call the cafeteria, as you can see we're pretty quirky here, haha" he continues.
You walk a while and he points out the toilets. "Drinking from the toilets generally isn't encouraged but if you do at least flush first" he chuckles.
"Since you're the newest pup you'll of course be expected to have the old dogs check on your work sometimes. But don't worry, they're all gentle giants. They're much more bark than bite, haha"

"And this" he says "Will be your work station. Please keep all kibbles and chew toys on your desk, and try to keep shedding to a minimum haha. I'll let you get settled in, and you're welcome to join us in the Dog Bowl at noon, we'll be watching a DVD of Paw Patrol haha, fair warning though belly rubs are mandatory haha"

And he walks away while making barking noises.

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Micah's only interesting trait is that he is a cartoon villain inside a realistic setting

>You finish writing your sequel to what you look upon as your Magnum Opus.
>your Magnum Opus.
Drukk wasn't the lead on TLOU1. This guy was.

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and you are a chud. LMAO

Abbie is fine. It's Ellie that's insufferable in this game. Her character arc makes no fucking sense.

everything would be fine except that 'knotted' what the fuck

>Bunch of Twitter/Any Forums retards are angry
I'm sure Druckmann would be really sad about that if he wasn't so busy looking at all his GOTY Awards and his new job as president of Naughty Dog and hanging out with all his friends.

>Assuming Druckmann doesn't suck his own cock by thinking himself as the sole reason The Last of Us 1 was good.

Stop being a stupid phoneposter

>insert your beta muscle femdom fetish into the game then wonder why nobody likes it

are you really this dumb?

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Who let the trannoid brigade in?

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>company is so shit they give you a medal if you stay there for more than a few years

Redditors are still seething over this shit? Get a grip lads.

>everything would be fine
yeah if you're a furry.

>Just a hack on the same levels as that of Rian Johnson.

rent free

want to know how I know you've never held a real job?

This whole "being a dog and being chained in a kennel/dog house" theme loses all lightheartedness considering all the shit that been going on. Now it just seems fucked up.

5 years in a normal job is nothing user

He's not the creator of The Last of Us and wasn't the lead writer on the first game