Elden flop
>It doesn't NEED to support VR
>It doesn't NEED to have ingame horse stacking mechanics
>it doesn't NEED a physical copy with a disk slightly larger than standard so you can't play it
>it doesn't NEED the Moonlight Greatsword
>it doesn't NEED to detect if you have a pet cat and reward you ingame
>it doesn't NEED a Dragon Quest XI crossover
>it doesn't NEED playable Yeezus
>it doesn't NEED a double jump
>it doesn't NEED the ability to climb on anything like Dragon's Dogma
>it doesn't NEED to wipe my own ass for me
>it doesn't NEED huh? what? where am i?
>it doesn't NEED to be a stealth Armored Core game where the veneer falls off after 3 hours
>it doesn't NEED For Speed: Hot Pursuit
>it doesn't NEED to make Demon's Souls canon
>it doesn't NEED to have hidden EDM tracks in the OST
>It doesn't NEED a Gwynevere dakimakura as a preorder bonus
>It doesn't NEED innovative copypasta
>It doesn't NEED simulated bones
>It doesn't MATTER that the character creator doesn't have stink sliders
>It doesnt MATTER that there's a bit too much brown in the color palette
>It doesnt MATTER that you wouldn't download a car
>It doesn't MATTER that it's not getting a Switch port
>It doesn't MATTER that you can't freeze to death by going too high
>It doesn't MATTER that there's no backwards compatibility with the PS2 version
>It doesn't MATTER that you can't impregnate the Maiden
>It doesn't NEED blatant implementation of Miyazaki's fetishes
>It doesn't NEED realtime farming mechanics
>It doesn't MATTER that it retroactively changes the ending to Game of Thrones
>It doesn't MATTER that Dark Souls 3 is better than 2
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>it doesn't NEED to have more Fist weapons than any other type
>It doesn’t NEED to have the NPCs throw you a little party if you play on your birthday
>It doesn’t NEED to make you read the whole post
>it doesn't NEED an anime adaptation
>it doesnt NEED a balanced breakfast
>it doesn't NEED to be a good game
Elden flop
Elden sisters... it's over... we lost
I kneel, Shazam-sama.
Have a (you) for shitting on Shazamtrannies
>Elden Ring doesn't have a promotional Happy Meal
bros...
>Cyberpunk background
Shazamtrannies are not even putting the minimal amount of effort anymore, eh?
Read the post retard
>It doesn’t NEED to make you read the whole post
Wait a second
>it doesn't NEED For Speed: Hot Pursuit
god damnit
But it has a double jump?
Considering they got GRRM for this game I was expecting something about tax plans or Daenerys' bowel movements in that greentext.
Kek
it's fucking over
My...my knees are going to the floor on their own..
best thread on Any Forums right now
>>it doesn't NEED playable Yeezus
Elden sisters? Its over.
Yeah it's fucking over, already cancelled all 5 of my pre orders.
>>It doesn't NEED to support VR
>>It doesn't NEED to have ingame horse st-ACK!
Literally coping, game is unplayable without vr
these tranny wojaks are the worst meme i've ever seen
EldenBITCHES.. We're burger king trash..
I thought trolling outside of Any Forums was against the rules?
Go back to discord shazamtranny. Your meme is just embarrassing