Just beat banjo kazooie on switch online and i wish video games were this free again

zoomer

just like good games, banjo is a bad game. whats it like to learn about every game from before you were born on youtube? My generation had magazines and we talked about them on the school yard and shared them between each other. Demo disks were a big deal. Since you haven't been back to school in 3 years because of the cold is that how you learn about games? youtube?

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the n64 had less than 400 games, saturn had over 1000. ps1 had over 8000. Games are the only thing that matters.

are you going to explain why it's bad or just keep parroting other youtubers

we must remove women from gaming

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Ocarina of Time completely BTFO the saturn

this troll is dedicated

Overall I’d say it’s decent but the gameplay is pretty boring

wrong

bk is a open world adventure game, odyssey is a mindless collect a thon

sure, the braindead platforming, repetitive and unfun amusement park level design, shit last level.
can you even explain why it's good or was it john wozworthy who told you to like it?

he's in every bk thread with his vague and meaningless critiques

Nuts & Bolts was negative soul

>unfun amusement park level design

what the fuck does this even mean?

they have autism don't they?

>shit last level
filtered hard lmao

its the level design theory used in the game, just throw shit in a bowl every corner has a gimmick attraction in it, no real game play.

I legitimately like Donkey Kong 64 better than Banjo Tooie.

how?

banjo kazooie still holds up today, shame the same cant be said for tooie

they're both fucking awful lmfao n64 shitheads have the worst taste imaginable

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you prefer large empty levels devoid of anything?

that would mean i like banjo levels you fucking retarded faggot

Both games are like that.
Tooie's levels are absolutely needlessly huge while still including cross-world jiggies that don't make use of the space.

maybe tooie, but bk levels are the perfect size

bk is the most balanced game ever made

Do you even know what a 3D platformer is?

Both games are fucking fantastic. DK64 is the one that doesn't hold up. There is such a thing as too many collectibles.

he must be shit posting. nobody could miss the point this hard on accident

pointlessly empty QTE focused platforming with gimmicks aplenty, just play spyro it's an actual platformer instead of the non-game banjo is

a mostly shit genre, banjo qualifies on paper but it's the worst the genre has to offer

OP here. I wasn't planning on finishing the game. I started playing on Friday and beat 3 worlds. Then I beat 3 worlds yesterday and finished the game today.

The game is addictive, fun and one the best 3D platformers ever made. Can't wait for them to add Tooie to switch online so I can finally finish it.

>on accident
oof, go to bed you yankee fuck

bk has not qte's. go be retarded elsewhere

easily amused lil zooom zoom

>he

obviously a trans person

Conker>Banjo

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yes it does retard you never played the fucking game

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make sure you use a guide with tooie to save time on needless backtracking

just play a better game like ape escape

That's not required within a timelimit nor is it an event
Do you even know what QTE stands for?

when I played it on my friends N64, I'd get to gruntilda factories and then i never got to continue it

What the fuck, dude, ability platforms and QTE couldn't be more different concepts.

>ummm uuhuuhuuh its uhh not actually a q-q-q-q-te
it is faggot

that's not a qte you retard

How?

its emblematic of the shit "platforming" in banjo
push the button the game will just do it for you

this is pure ps1 kiddie cope lmao

I love the game and I even have to agree with this. In Banjo moves don't really chain together in a satisfying way, it's all strictly functional. Mario 64's controls are a lot more dynamic and allow for more player expression. Banjo-Kazooie is carried by its charming characters, enchanting world design and memorable music but its gameplay is servicable.

>open mario
>press A
>mario literally jumps for me
Talk about QTE's right? Terrible game design.

Zoomers love Banjo-Kazooie.

>mad console warrior
cope

>shitting on mario to defend banjo
banjokes are high as fuck to think their game comes close to mario