OH NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO

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AUTISTANA WINS!

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what the FUCK were they thinking

unironically they thought normies wouldnt like her if she was all blue

>adaptation of FPS FOR NORMIES: THE GAME
>they're scared of alienating normies so they change the second most iconic character
burn hollywood down

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Alexa, search Abigail Shapiro booba

I didn’t know Halo was going to be a CW show?

I love to see the world burn around me and video games is a constant tire fire fucking kek

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>scared of alienating normie
why did they even show cortana, you only know what this character is if youve played the game
if youre a normie watching this trailer you probably thing this is gonna be like his human love interest that either betrays him or softens his cyborg heart or some shit

At least she's not black.

>now people are mad that their blue girl is white
im done i quit you are all just retarded to an insane degree

>that
>white
uhhhhhhhhhhhh

where is the white men?

She has the same expression as that woman in the Peloton ad.

kek its true

>they made her white
For what purpose
I just don't like the original things being changed. Doesn't matter if it's black to white, white to black, etc

>I'm dead inside

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Good. I want people to get tired. I want people to stop consooming woke trash. Maybe some day they will get tired of getting their favorite characters niggerfied and start doing some productive shit.

Just play Halo 2.

Halo is the biggest normie game out there.

>anime profile pic
>garbage opinion
Every fucking time

Implying anyone thought this would be good.

>>anime profile pic
>>garbage opinion
>Every fucking time

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>You lived long enough for vidya and anime to become the latest target of Hollywood strip-mining of IPs
Welp, see ya guys.

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Someone tell me this once and for all. Is her lip / mouth a glitch? Was this intentional? Why the FUCK is it like that?

Where were you the last 30 years? This has been a thing since NES.

Why'd you post the reddit anti-work guy?

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Clearly because you're a tranny

It was just a couple of IPs here and there until recently, when streaming services are competing to put out the shittiest cash grabs possible to show investors how many subscribers are joining.

old hag