Excuse me?

Excuse me?

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It's a reference to (You) pullin your horn to much. Stop.

Abigail likes making lewd jokes, it's part of her character.

Hey, Pat.

Matthey Patrick from the critically acclaimed youtube channel Game Theory?

And yet if i said "How 'bout i fuck your asshole right now haha just kidding" she would be offended

Well yeah, that comes later.

Hey

How's it going?

Reminder that Jas is the only girl worth marrying.

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Jasssssss!

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The thread may now officially begin

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How is the Jas poster always ready.
Is it something about Jas?

unfathomably based jasanon

The power of Jas compels me!

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never used filters before, can someone give me an example of a filter for the word Jas?

>not posting best girls mod
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simp for haley

An example of a cutie? Jas!!!

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I love jasposters almost as much as I love jas.

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Just put in the filter "Jas*", and that should filler out most of it. The star is a wild card tag for search engines that includes all text.

Waking up to your cute wife Jas making chicken sounds after slimes devoured your last rooster!
Holding her closer as you greet her with a kiss on her forehead!
Tying her floofy hair with a cute new ribbon as your nose catches the smell of your favorite meal!
A bit crispy but you feed each other with a big smile!
Jas with a shiny new red backpack gives you a goodbye as it is time for class...
But you just set up your sprinklers so you're free to help her!
Proudly walking through town holding hands and sometimes with her on your back!
In a corner of the library far away from Penny and Vincent you're both in your own world!
You teach her about all the beautiful things you wish to show her one day!
Jas needs something at Marnie's so on the way back you stop by the traveling cart and just in luck plum pudding was in stock!
You set down a tea table on the farm and quickly prepare some treats!
She comes back just in time for a full evening meal with the pudding at the center!
Time passes by as you both are the happiest you've ever been!
The sun's setting down and it's about time to clean up but there's something she needs to tell you!
Jas walks just behind the house and takes something she put on top of some hay!
It's a small makeshift house with three babies, you and her!
It feels like ages as you two hug!
It begins to pour so you both carry everything inside!
She does the dishes as you prepare a hot bath!
The wooden tub is just big enough for two so you first wash her hair!
She rubs down your back and soon you're both in the tub!
The rain ceases and amidst the silence you lovingly glance at each other while holding hands!
After drying each other you help her into her pajamas while all she can do is blush and smile!
She falls onto your arms as you hold her tightly!
Whispering how much you love her as she reprocicates!
Falling asleep with your wife Jas so you can do it all again tomorrow!

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Don't forget to filter cuck, demetrius, clint, pierre, etc. for maximum safespace. The only post you should be seeing is emily is CUTE.

None of those are anywhere near as obnoxious.

if he didn't jaspost, I would

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None of those are anywhere as loveable as Jas!

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I love Jas.

Autism

God I want to play Stardew again but I don't think I can without getting high

Jastism!

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