What items from your house would you take with you in a zombie apocalypse?

DURR HURR OH NO MY EYESU HAVE BEEN BROCKED BY SINGURAR GRAINS OF RICE

I CANNOT SEE WHICH SIDE OF CAR TO PUT STEERING WHEER

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hello tourist

MAKING MY WAY POUNDDOWN

I've been pretending to be a pedophile since I was primary Any Forums in 2006, newfag.

Jewelry has no value in zombie apocalypse.

>some jewelry to trade with other survivors
It's the apocalypse. Why would they need jewelry?
Pack some toilet paper. In a month, they'll be worth their weight in gold.

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toilet paper is a Jewish scam
just squat

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I would just walk down to my great-grandfather's basement bunker under my family house and lock up. There's enough baked beans down there for 100 years. Even internet and an old 50's porn mag collection too.

>hurr durr cunny coomy c(TwT; )c

Now that that's done, here's the shit you should pack for an apocalypse where you need to flee your home.
Mostly this stuff that should be in every home, too. Not everyone has tactical-binoculars-knives that purify water or whatever.
>Identification
>A Weapon (can overlap with other options)
>A Blanket
>A Jacket
>At least 3 days of clothes
>A knife of some kind
>A hammer
>A flashlight, or at least a smartphone
>First aid of some form
>A notebook and pen/marker
>As many lighters/matches as you can find
>Food and water (Hopefully at least a week's worth)
But I live in a town of ~5600 people, so I'd probably stay where I am and ride it out. The only better option would be an even smaller town.

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Dont forget the can opener before you go. And good luck with using the bathroom

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disgusting image

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Hmmm... Damn female kid...

die kike

one day /l/ will return and all normalfags will be banished from this board

>furries and trans/traps are normalized now
LMAO those freaks have been given a false sense of acceptance due too growing up in social media echo chambers. Besides, furries and lolifags are equally degenerate. Both sexualize that which morally shouldn't. A furry saying they wouldn't fuck a dog is like a lolicon saying they wouldn't fuck a child.

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>pretending

She's 11 what's wrong with you

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