Start up Elden Ring for the first time

>Start up Elden Ring for the first time
>create character
>Game starts
>suddenly airdropped into random location on map
>"99 Players remaining" at top of screen
>Be forced to fight other players for the Elden Ring
>no way to turn off multiplayer
>character starts flossing when you win
How would you react Any Forums?

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Fuck off we told you not to leak this

>Implying it would be kino

>hop on the Elden Bus bro, we're dropping at Tilted Trees

I'd be pretty fucking confused but really entertained by the sheer audacity of it

And gets hacked and bitcoined because from software didnt change even his Network Code

This desu, I couldn't even be mad at such absolute trolling. Not even with my 250€ edition

>final 3
>lose to camping spellcaster while you and the other guy 1v1
every time

I'd laugh at the sheer butthurt that this was gonna cause to all those who have been shilling this game on Any Forums the last forever

I feel like there must have been a bait and switch on this level before, but I can't think of one. The closest would be MGS2

Brutal legend pretending to be a hack and slash but actually being an RTS feels pretty close

I would genuinely enjoy an optional mode where i could have at it with 99 other tarnished players and enjoy the sheer fucking spectacle of the bullshit that ensues.

>How would you react Any Forums?
I wouldn't react Any Forums at all.

>last in squad
>get sniped by greatbow while trying to resummon squad at sight of lost grace
Every fucking time.

ITT: we pretend we have been playing Elden Ring battle riyale for a few months already
>Stormveil Castle is still a campfest
>Further buff sorceries which makes the issue worse
WTF is Micheal Zaki thinking???

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>Open rare chest
>Enchanted Partizan
Can we stop putting mediocre equipment in rare loot chest?

not gonna lie that would be the biggest contributor to people not preordering games of all time

>Crafting crystal arrows
>Suddenly a fucking moon is shot at me and instantly kills me
>Int fag that killed me loots my cerulean tears that i've been farming for 20 minutes
why hasn't from nerfed magic yet?

lol

Why yes every one of my chicken dinners I've had the Black Knight Halberd how could you tell?

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We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Elden Ring, we ’bout to get down (Get down)
Ten souls on the board right now
Just wiped out Footfag Town
My friend just got hexed
I resummoned him, now we’re heading south-bound
Now we’re in the Pleasant Swamp trees
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

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>the elden ring gets smaller as times goes on

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200 hours deep and I've only gotten first place 5 times how do I get gud. I've opened 17 legendary chests without getting a moonlight greatsword.

>Quality still OP
>Every match is sweaty Artorias larper flipping around with the swords

>Put all my starting points in STR
>First three chests I get only dex weapons