Hello, Lovely Gentlemen

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Granted, but they phrase all their compliments in such a way that it makes others look worse, so in the end even fewer people will like you.

You have the best tasting bowel movements user. So creamy and rich.

One day

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>that pic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i cannot relate to this feel

The one time I did this was when my father was diagnosed with cancer. Honestly I really bottled the grief and out of nowhere it just all came out when my girlfriend happened to be visiting. there wasn't any sappy "i love yous" or anything I just kind of collapsed into her arms and sobbed into her shoulder for like 10-20 minutes spontaneously while she held me and told me things would get better and that I'd be okay.

Couldn't be me.

Man the fuck up or you'll die a virgin.

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You offering...?

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Old ladies are always the nicest, calling me handsome and a gentlemen because I wear sports jackets and hold doors open for them.

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trans btw

I see a lot of nice old ladies but i never see any old men around, do they die?

Is that the elephant's foot?

On average, women grow older than men.
Unless that statistic has changed since the last time I saw it.

You are cute but also really gay

They stay back at their retirement villages, sit on porches smoking, or play backgammon with their mates
That it is

Shut up nigger. Real men need love unlike you fatass

what anime is that sitting on the radiactive rock

The average age of retirement is 65 now.
Most men live to 72 and women live to 78-82 men die right after working for life lol

Maybe Adachi was right after all...

>needs love but doesn't give it

Old men are typically a lot less social and kind of "retreat" to their homes or to the activities for old people while old women are much more social and like to walk around town so you see them a lot more.

Lmao this is a gay man

Eizouken

nice fantasy
no woman on earth would ever do this

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ah, shit, I didn't recognize it drawn like that
thanks

He doesn't say that

Yo this pervert wants to have sex with old grannies!

You receive compliments on a daily basis but quickly get bored of it and throw a shitfit every time someone says something nice to you because you're a toxic individual who craves the drama it causes.

Fucking fag, bet he got pegged that night

>bet he got pegged that night

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Hope you're doing good