The slayer of millions…

The slayer of millions…

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millions? I've probably done trillions alone

Millions of what?

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There is a lot of sperm in a single load. She's easily into the quadrillions, possibly even quintillions.

Worry not, friends! For I shall slay this foul beast myself.

Nice knowing you, user.

Spermatozoa.

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I'm gonna cry...

why did she do it?

Post the choking webm

im curious
what do you all do for a living? what are your hobbies?

I make digital art !

NEET

I peddle drugs to preschoolers and participate in drive by shootings on the weekends.

I work at a suicide prevention line. My hobbies are obviously video games.

I'm a CPA

Professional mini skateboarder

Civil Servant

candice manufacturer

I coach a shota football team.

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Plumber, my only legal hobby is video games

bartender/mixologist and bar manager. vidya in the day, work at night.

i also hate people

mid level hotel manager

semi-neet , sometimes a graphic design .

What are your non-legal hobbies?

cyber security, cooking/video games/anime

Welder, Vidya

dumb zoomer nigger

I've been known to masturbate to Marie Rose to pass the time.

Homemade guns and dynamite, which I use for fishing

I am a glownigger

now kiss, you two.

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I make teeth

>it was all a sting
And I was so careful, dang

I wagecuck 40+ hours a week and "play" "video games." I hope to be dead before I hit 30.

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Security. I build gunpla and play vidya and watch stuff.

I work for QA for an company that does interpretation. Obviously play vidya, but also play guitar, collect JAVs on my hard drives and I am learning how to draw.

Programming. Programming.

nft enthusiast that you will give a lot of money to in the future

Are you from New York, New York?

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get out of here goldstein

slut

Hey same, besides Vidya i want to get into guns but you need shitloads of paperwork over here that deters me a bit from it until i have more time.

I am professional cryptocurrency trader.

Currently neet
Soon to be professor if my job applications get accepted (got a 4.0 from by the time I finished my masters so it's inevitable I work somewhere great)

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I work at a call centre for a bank. I play vidya, read, and seed JAVs

Consumer Lending Specialist
Vidya

this is the third time someone asked me what i do for a living here just in the past week

I'm a pharmacist in an unconventional role working as a consultant at a clinic. I like vidya, music, and writing

I wish I had money for firearms. I do enjoy range days, though, fellow securitybro.

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Make slambangs

>slambangs
user I would absolutely blow my hand off or worse. I might be dumb but I ain't stupid.

They're what I started with, if you're a pussy then make a Reprringer

>Reprringer
I ain't got money for guns. I ain't got money for a 3D printer.

I am a backyard Smithy.
I make swords.

Projects for broke niggas, coming right up
youtube.com/watch?v=MD7-Le_Y6vM

roughneck / construction
secretly a huge weeb

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I walk around a supermarket putting shopping into bags and then putting them on a shelf.

I'm a legal analyst employed by my state government mother of three toddlers.
My hobbies are writing, shitty gacha games, eating pussy and mecha anime

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whoa seriously?!
isn't it soul-crushing?
I hope you get paid well

ur mom lol

Molecular biologist, soon to be a neet due to vax mandates
>Soon to be professor if my job applications get accepted (got a 4.0 from by the time I finished my masters so it's inevitable I work somewhere great)
Maybe after your PhD and a 5 year post-doc, if you're lucky

Drained billions dry

Engineer. Playing vidya and painting models but I suck at it. I'm so fucking depressed

>What do you do for a living
I'm a writer. I have several books, I won't say how many as I don't wish to be attributed to this website. I write mostly fantasy.
>What are your hobbies
When I'm not watching movies, playing vidya or reading, I tend to my garden.
I live deep innawoods on a massive piece of land, so I have enough land and room to make a nice little crop system for myself.
Other than that, I hunt and fish.
My main hobby is seeing how much I can save from hunting, fishing and my crops. I then combine that with the fact I pirate everything, and I have quite a nice amount of money saved up.

where are you engineering user?
try a new field?

data mining thread

Are you Mark Lawrence

No, but even if I was, I wouldn't say so.

>Molecular biologist
>Won't get vaccinated
user, why?

Because it was the highest paying thing I could do. I don't really have an option to move out now.

Bakker is the resident fantasy Channer.

I got the first jab, had a flare up of a long-dormant digestive issue that still isn't fully resolved several months later, and they won't give me a medical exemption to waive the second.

Hi Scott

Fiber optic network solutions. I play death metal and video games and lift.

Post doc researcher currently working on nano composite materials.
Mainly working out, bass and tabletop games.

i mean move to a different field in engineering
or a less shit company etc
i have a friend who works in aerospace shit and they love it

Studying technical artist
drawing, military history (specifically tanks and afv's), video games

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tell me doc, how far away is graphene meme magic now

Eh I'd have to see. My field is a bit specialized Nuclear

Most people have moved on from graphene research cause it's no longer the in thing. Now if you work with it, you actually need results that are good for anyone to care.

test testtest

reminds me that a few aerospace companies won some contacts to work on nuclear propulsion, NASA is working on i think a nuclear power generation system too

Fucking finish the No-God duology already.

full-time NEET for the past 8 years
my only hobbies are playing video games and watching anime

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Are you well-known?

Technical purchaser.
Got nice discounts in online shops.
I buy nvidia cards privately with company login and flip them for nice money.

I think i made around 8k profit so far.

Took the wrong education and now I'm a librarian. My hobbies are limited to shitposting, masturbating, single player video games and home improvement.

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>lucky
I've already taught at this university during my masters. A PhD would make me tenured and an official "professor" in title which I plan on doing once I get my feet on the ground. It's only like a 3-4 year journey which I could do in 2 if all goes right.

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Are you not American?

Understandable. Are you sure it'll get worse if you get the second one? I guess I won't judge too harshly. That's a valid reason.

>user redeems pointless coom thread #27649 by asking a simple question and lighting up dozens of likeminded souls around the world

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I "studied" (wasted time) animation for 3 years. Now I work in a really nice arts and craft supply shop and in my free time I play games and draw and paint.

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>I "studied" (wasted time) animation for 3 years.
What kind of animation?

2D, but like i said it was a fucking waste of time and everything I actually learned I could have learned with a youtube tutorial. I spend more time writing gay papers than actually animating. I really want to animate though but can't find the motivation.

grrrrr........

Darn dark skinned female kid...

you are literally me except replace 2d animation with programming
i completely fucking lost all of my motivation to do anything at some point in my teenage years, every time i think of doing something i can't stop the thought of "someone else has probably done it way better than i ever could" creeping into my head

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Yarumoni is a terrible artist, he fills men's hearts with sin.

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i want to sin so bad

how do you get into this? was thinking of taking it up after my dreams were crushed

Please forgive me God...
Can't resist female kid...

You're just defending your home

CT Scan assistant at a stroke and trauma center, soon to be a tech
in and around COOF all day but never got it thankfully

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how can I be a neet again bros....I can't go on wagecucking anymore

My job is to constantly impregnate young healthy women for the purpose of making them happy in life.

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>what do you all do for a living?
I live
Hobbies
posting on online boards about things I have no interest in(being a contrarian)

NEET but I worked on a game that has a general on /vg/

This shit is related to mental stagnation. Try improving minor shit in your life and slowly and steady things will improve. I generally struggle to get good sleep, not drink coffeine or alcohol or keep persistent keto but I notice that when I do manage I feel more motivated to draw as well.
Second thing is to force yourself in an environment that stimulates what you are interested in. Before I started working in the shop I almost didn't draw. Now I picked up a lot of things and have being playing around with paints and shit that I had never touched before and my room looks like a fucking holocaust from all the scattered supplies.

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just become disabled bro, it's easy as fuck, you're on Any Forums and probably autistic so you're already halfway there
unless you're a burger in which case you have my deepest sympathies

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Either make enough money to the point where you don't have to do shit for awhile or move into someone who will support your lazy behavior.

Professional NEET government pays me for my service

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I get paid for posting my cumshots, (I think I have hyperspermia).
bideo games

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Not him but I've been my own motivator for years. It's hard to continue pushing spontaneously when the only person you can disappoint is yourself and the only person you make happy is yourself.

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how do

NEET, Gamedev, Digital Art in a turd world country
so i live like a king

neet

I'm a chef at a 4-star hotel

>move into someone who will support your lazy behavior.
who would even fit this besides families or shelters? both just force jobs on you anyway

>Professional NEET
imagine the smell

started posting oc webms on solo cumshot threads on /gif/ years ago, several anons complimenting me and joked I should try posting videos on mainstream sites and get traction. got me thinking for weeks and decided fuck it. posted about 5-6 videos on phub (that was before the purge) then stopped because back then I'm a retard who's afraid of "muh doxxing". months later got a pm from someone saying I could get paid just by posting videos on a private forum of me jacking off and cumming, again I'm a retard and ignored the message. I was a neet then so I said fuck it and responded to the guy and yeah it started from there. I get to post 5-6 videos and I get paid depending on their liking, not really picky about the money since I live in a third world shithole and the exchange rates help a fuckton.

strange stroke of luck. makes you wonder what the demand looks like

I’m a starbucks store manager

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i work doordash, which actually syncs up with my hobby of driving to new or weird places pretty well

physiotherapist student, used to work in customer service. lifting.

ToT

Hopefully done with my PhD soon.
Hobbies are masturbation, Any Forums, and video games with online friends. I don't really get much enjoyment out of anything but fapping.

Medically retired from the Navy. I just sit around and play fighting games all day.

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how many years?

Almost four. Would've done more if the retard BM didn't cause my leg to get caught on a line.

I drive

E7 here, stay classy snipe

I would like to cum

What fighting games? Melty?

I'd like to guess MK, KI or CVS2

ex packaging/filler operator/fork truck driver. currently unemployed NEET until I get back into manufacturing

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whatchu playan?

rotating between tarkov/minecraft/project zomboid/dark souls 3 right now. 4got to mention besides vidya my main hobby is making music. about to get heavy into modifying my car when tax returns come around

Professional Data Miner
Inciting shitpost wars

professional streamer

Work at a shitty amazon subsidiary, so its not nearly as fucked as amazon proper but getting there. I keep getting fucked over for free schooling from employers so im just gonna have to bite the bullet and pay for my own shit. Been really thinking about HVAC because I cant stand working on a computer when all my hobbies are on pc and shit.

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I did the same thing. Got an english degree but realized it was retarded near the end. Applied to get a masters in library science. it's easy as shit but expensive. I'm 9 years into PSLF and my debt will be forgiven at 10. It doesn't pay well but despite what people say it's a safe job because liberals will never let a town get rid of the library.

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Office clerk at a food wholeseller part time and im in school for electrical engineering