Which one of you did this?

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lmao

lmao

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no need to reply to your own thread, user

?

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One of the most pathetic threads currently on Any Forums

I didn't even realize the game had this, do I need to finish the campaign first?

grow a funny bone chud

Lol more?

Nah, just look for the "contracts" tab in the menu.
Some of them are actually quite challenging

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>this thread

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This isn't funny

Found it, I will give them a try
the thot ones are painfully unfunny but some of the others game me a giggle

i would hate to Imagene how un funny a Any Forums humor thread with these chuds around

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>all the seething faggots in this thread
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOD ONE OP

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Devs even made some contracts if I'm not mistaken
Some of the best get "featured", too bad the leaderboard is full of hackers

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>most of our jobs come from the Clintons

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lmao ikr, its like they only laugh to some stupid pepe or soÿjack memes

How do I know op is German

>no button to reset progress in nu-hitman
why not?
isn't it just like two lines of code?

this thread is the perfect example that just spamming nigger/thot/KKK/tranny/jew is incredibly unfunny

it needs to be done with finesse

>imagene
Which Gene are you? Okerlund or Simmons?

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They are things I recognize from the 4chans. I clap when I see them.

>online only game
Don't worry some twitter tranny will post it to IOI and they will revoke your access and ban you.

>OP has provided a variety of amusing little custom contracts
>you focus entirely on those words you mentioned and cry about it
Can you stop being such a fucking whiny faggot for two god damn seconds you pathetic cunt? Don't you get bored of being a whimpering little bitch?

the first funny thread on Any Forums in ages lmao this shit is comedy gold, keep them coming lads

I mean I sort of get him most of those aren't particularly hilarious, what makes them funny is stumbling upon them while you're browsing random contracts

lots of players put a lot of effort trying to make contracts that feel like official missions, then there's a bunch of spergs that shit up the list with their autism

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yeah it's pretty retarded, you have to write them an email for that

Trump didn't lose, they manipulated votes and re-voted Biden votes over and over again.

But with that fact said, it's actually accurate in this picture, because ICA are the bad guys, and this is before Burnwood realized her organization was all about loxism.

good shit but you realize that they will probably ban you for it right?

but I din't make any of this shit
the name of the author is under the title of the contract, they're all made by different people

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which game make me kill trump supporter and nazi

Can't find this one.

It's so sad when people show off their chan brain poisoning outside of Any Forums.

>not funny op

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I'm honestly surprised that there's no word filter for nigger and kike.

Use the contact ID.
btw they're all from Hitman 2, I don't know if contracts are shared between games of the trilogy

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Pick a random ubisoft game released in the last 6 years, there's a good chance you'll find a minigame where you take a black cock up your ass while cutting yourself

found the jew!

Yeah, none of the fun ones here have worked when searching for contract ID or the name itself.

Seems it's also platform dependent, so if one made the contract on some shitty console turd, it's not possible to play on the other turdsole or PC.

seething

>THE GOYM KN- ACK!

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There's a filter that pevents you from searching the nasty words in the browser, but you can still use them in the title/description when making a contract.

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obsessed

you say that but watch them get butthurt and restrict this feature

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I appreciate the unadulterated autism, OP. This is some vintage Any Forums tier shit

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This one is the best because it has a punchline.
This one is good too.

The bit about the Clintons made me chuckle.

Fewer Black people = positive thing. What's unclear about that?

why are you posting selfies?

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Wow, it's like this game was made for me!

>t.

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It pleases me that you all refer to right wing politics as shitposting.

u know what pleases me?
ur mom

there are dozens of "lefty" contracts too, but they usually take themseves seriously and as such they're less amusing

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I had her too

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your life

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>thread transports you back to 2016

Even when formulating the perfect contract to deal with their hated enemy, they write with absolute butt hurt and seething hatred. None of what they can make is funny, god it's sad.

>posts reminds you the jews need to die

>he needed reminding

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fucking king creator right here

EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU WERE MADE FOOOOOOOLS OF

>talking about vintage Any Forums while posting a jak
fuck off cancer

>i'm 14 and this is comedy gold

One of the more funny threads in a while you niggerfaggot tranny.

heh. I still feel no urge to buy Hitman 3 though, kinda burned myself out playing 1 and 2. Maybe a year from now when it's on sale for $10. Or I could pirate it I guess.

Extremely gay thread, neck yourself OP

Oh yeah well if it's so gay then why don't you like it faggot?

Because I'm the last straight man on Any Forums.

these are funny user i had a good laugh

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WHOA HE SAID NIGGER xD

You know, if I had to advertise this game on Any Forums I would probably make a thread like this.

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Fucking kek

I forgot this feature existed. I'll try and make some Monster of Florence based contracts.

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stop bullying op you fags ruined this thread

These are hacked user they aren't going anywhere

Lmao

Some of these are pretty funny, thanks OP

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Calm down

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Based OP

no they're right tho, some of these are trying way too hard

Topical.

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Its a user contract user. You can pick any NPC in any level and set them as a target with conditions.

Not funny have sex.

that's not shitposting, retard. that's red-pilling.

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