Why don't wrestlers bring guns to no DQ matches?

Why don't wrestlers bring guns to no DQ matches?

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Because they are dumb

Guns don't work once you reach a power level of like 100. That was like season one bro. They are strong as fuck now

I think this is JJ Escobar's gimmick

Wrestling is a sacred sport. It is bound by honor and respect for your fellow competitors.
This is why in normal matches, we see spots like chops or elbows back and forth. The fighters are testing each other. Unlike the rabid beast-men of boxing and "Mixed martial arts", professional wrestlers are true men who act with dignity.

This carries on to hardcore matches. We see our fighters devising the most painful means they can, boards of barbed wire for example, to test each other and to see when the other will finally break.
Killing your opponent is an animal's victory, for the beasts and plebeians of lesser sports. A mere monkey could pull a trigger and claim victory. A true victory is to break your enemy, to prove you not only overcame them, but also that they crumbled before you.
So. take your low-brow concept of sport and get them out of our patrician industry. Your kind are not welcome here.

Based

You're breaking state or federal laws of you shoot someone without being in imminent danger yourself.

Your opponent coming at you with a weapon isn't imminent danger?

Not life threatening for sure. Also, if someone tried it, it would just mean every no dq match would take place in canada

Because wrestlers in kayfabe are too strong. Like Alexa may be small but she has as much strength that she can take down bigger opponents. She can use magic like teleportation and maybe can burn a normal human, shrink them, freeze them, who knows what else she can do in kayfabe. Voodoo doll them maybe. Point is guns are nothing to wrestlers. Just imagine Hogan's power level. He is Goku tier.