Fuck this. I'm done

HES FUCKING MID BRO!
MID
AS
FUCK!
ALWAYS WAS!
ALWAYS WILL BE!
8 YEAR OLDS MADE OF HIM IN 2006 FOR NOT BEING COOL!
HE'S LIKE IF SETH ROLLINS COULDN'T WRESTLE
AND TALKED LIKE A WOMAN
THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE A PEPSI DRINKING KEK!
HE HAS BEEN RICH FOR A DECADE
STILL NO IMPROVEMENT TO HIS PHYSIQUE
STILL NO STRENGTH
NO BUCKSHOT
NO MILLION
NO FUCKING FUTURE FOR THIS COMPANY

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that's a based from me

of course it is, you are an American.

not a good wrestler

Reminder that he is 6 times world champion after this(no, the nuecw and roh title aren't wc)

Wrestling is in shambles if this goofy ass is champion kek

No, I'm italian

but he could potentially go on morning shows and other media outlets to promote with the belt and people might actually know who he is.

Can Phil use a little Just For Men on that beard? It only takes 5 fucking minutes not to look old

He's known for being a loser. Also why would the AEW Champion be invited on TV when nobody knows what AEW is?

because the guy whose name people know has the belt

If you are a wrestling viewer who don't spend 5+ hours of your day interacting with the internet:

>Cody Rhodes is more over than CM Punk
>Seth Rollins is more over than CM Punk
>The Miz is more over than CM Punk
>Charlotte Flair is more over than CM Punk
>Becky Lynch is more over than CM Punk

If you don't read the internet or watch AEW:

>if you watched the pipebomb promo you don't remember it
>CM Punk? The guy who wrestled Cena a decade ago? That was pretty cool. Whose this old guy?
>defining characteristic you probably remember about Punk was he was straight edge tattoo man who took his ball and went home
>you don't know any insider dirtsheet stuff
>you have never read a CM Punk interview

This is like putting the belt on Randy Savage or Piper 10 years after they were relevant. They may arguably be way more memorable and entertaining than Hogan ever was, but Hogan had the proven track record and was biggest name in the world.

Punk was great back in the day. He wasn't Cena, Orton, or Lesnar. He's the same level as the Miz, despite being such a different character. He thinks he's The Rock, and to 1/4 of the audience he was. He lacks the appeal to pull that off in a major fed though, he'd have worked best long term in old ECW. Here in AEW some of the fans will now turn on him, it's only a matter of time. He's officially the old man champ.

>When he fucked up the buckshot lariat. TWICE.