/smg/ - Stock Market General

quad witching edition.


>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>how to make a threaded connection
youtu.be/LmA6EUAO4MY

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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they just had to do a gay little pump didnt they

>intel market cap $118B
>intel assets $170B
>intel debts $32B
Now let’s check on AMD

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First for Spy 3200 EOM

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sooon sooon sooon close close close

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5qqq :(

SOXL RED

My 401 is like red as fuck

Quad witching is a meme
Unemployment is a meme
Nothing is going to happen because it never happens
The only truth in this world is crab

It’s called a scalp and driven by algos who make money everyday for their masters no matter wat

>AMD market cap $123B
>AMD assets $12B
>AMD debt $3B

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no way we dont sell off for the weekend, who the fuck is buying here

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Do you guys think Big Money is rolling into Shorts or Longs?

>DVN
aww shit

i bought 0dte qqq atm puts around open, how fucked am i?

the ... t-tigers?

>Morning son!
>How's my little wolf of wall street doing today?

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Lost 180 today. I dont feel so good

Rich

I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore.

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I HEARD YALL LIKE CHEAPIES
WE GOT YOU CHEAPIES FOR YOUR CHEAPIES

anons?

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Goyslop chads what we slopping today? For me it's popeyes

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What will bobo posting will be like when the bottom is in I wonder.

Bonds you fool. Theyre sitting this shitshow out

We'll close down 3%. There isn't enough energy to sustain a pump.

neither does anyone in the government or media

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Don't sell. Keep holding. Never Give Up. Never Sell. Never become a BOBO. If you are going to lose, lose going down with HONOR!

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>who the fuck is buying here
the jews who sold your puts

>who the fuck is buying here
market makers dumped at market open and are now buying so that when options expire at end day, they beat both the longs and the shorts.

i'm making some chicken parmasan sliders for a few friends coming over to have beers

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I'm all cash, father dearest. It would be most unreasonable to be invested in this mad market. Let us wait for calmer times.

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ngl bro that's looks pretty gud.

I'm doing great dad thanks for asking. Wanna grab some beers tonight? Drinks are on me

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What happens when everyone and their mothers are buying puts and bear stocks

NIGGA this is not the real capitulation.

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bobo posting is too high right now imo. its going to turn soon

what is your secret jew user?

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Going to get an Italian sub from publix for lunch. Me and the senpai decided on Popeyes fried chicken for dinner and we will make mashed potato’s, corn, and stuffing as sides and only purchase the chicken from Popeyes.

Based Xzibit fund manager.

Off-brand Lipton chicken soup with veggies
I'm trying to eat lighter these days

you tell me

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Dad, there's a nigger in the house. Go get the rope

Is there fried chicken in Europe or is it only an American and chink thing

Posting shit off reddit and claiming it to be his own

I live in America bro I don't know what shit they eat in yurop im assuming bugs and semen

The volume

Sure thing buddy! It'll be great to catch up

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Inverse smg mostly. Smart options plays and just taking profits as soon as they are offered and locking them in even if it's like $100. Not putting too many eggs in one basket. Staring at charts too much and entering at daily bottoms/tops and inverting the price action.

JNUG, SOXL, DFEN calls for October, UVXY puts when it hit $11 and FNGU at 7.09 were my plays today

luck, obviously. save that screenshot and ask him for an update 2 months from now

Reminder that the S&P 500 will pass below the 50 and 200 week moving average. I would not even consider buying the index until that happens.

We get fried chicken, KFC and such

KNEEL

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Today is my last day of one meal a day for a week. I'm so hungry and so close. Made it a full month

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how much did you lose? I might try this

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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Yep. The market is finally realizing we are on a path for total global destruction if the Fed keeps at it. Bobos don't see it yet but the more gloom & doom we get the closer we get to the Fed panicking and reversing course to the extreme. The Fed is unhinged and notorious for saying one thing and doing the opposite.

That's a pretty good idea honestly because their sides kind of suck and always are cold

WTF Skynet I thought we were cool.

Name any random ticker and I'll buy .00001 shares of it on robingoy and screencap my port